#jude rambles

[judlenoodle]

Idek if this is a hot take or whatever, but WHY does Every Breath You Take have to be The Police's most popular song 😭 They have SO many great songs and their most popular song has to be THAT one. Not saying I don't like the song, just that they have more great songs that people could know them by (though Roxanne and Message In A Bottle are already pretty popular as well). I will say I do love the middle part where it goes do DO dododo if you know what I mean

[deputy-jude]

"Jimmy, daisy is the one with a chipped horn-" Scott chuckled as his husband turned his head in mock offense

"how dare you imply that i don't know!! My own husband, accusing me of not knowing our child by heart."

Jimmy snickered at the end, pushing up from where he was half-laid down, propped by his elbows digging into the soft grass and wildflowers, crossing his legs as he finally sits up his husband, busy with the third crown he'd woven today. It was comfortable silence before Jimmy finally spoke again.

"What happened to the other one?" The canary asked, running a finger right above the soft feathers on his cheeks, a newfound habit ever since he earned them after his first death.

"Well, I was going to stop by the pigpen to feed them, but one of the piglets snatched the thing straight from me!!" Scott grinned widely, clearly amused. "It's alright though, because she was cute."

Jimmy grinned, elbowing his husband gently "is that how i get away with all my mischief?" Scott grins, weaving the next dandelion into his crown. Speaking without any hesitance. "Oh yeah, one hundred percent."

Scott laughed as his husband's facial feathers fluttered, along with the blood that ran warm beneath his cheeks, painting them a subtle pink. All the canary could think about despite how he flustered at the flirt was just.. how lucky he was to have scott. In any way, really. He wouldn't mind. "I'm gonna divorce you." He huffs, though he wouldn't do it if his last two lives depended on it.

"You wouldn't know where to get the paperwork." Scott let out a small laugh, cupping the canary's face before pecking him on the cheek, sighing theatrically "Guess this is a marriage of convenience now, too much work to show you where to get them."

Jimmy just.. melted at the chaste kiss. Beaming before leaning in to give his husband a real one, just as chaste and loving. "Guess so." He agreed, matching Scott's dramatics.

[panopticon-dweller]

So the new fua episode may have made me all kinds of scared but its okay because i have a new Lancaster line to be obsessed with and kick my feet about. Be prepared for more oc x canon art guys

[judefromanotherplace]

live blogging watching hannibal ep 1 WHY ARE THEY IN THE SHINING BATHROOM????

[sayonarasnail]

Honestly re: Emma frost in rivals I think it’s a case of two things can be true. Yeah she’s a character defined by her sexuality and owns it. I think wonderful things have been done with that. That doesn’t change that the rivals design is kind of ugly doesn’t particularly pull from any of her previous designs and is sexualized. Like there is a difference between having a character having sexuality and being objectified. Also people love to pull that panel of her explaining how she uses sexuality as a weapon to gain the advantage over men to dismiss any instance of her being over sexualized or written as “evil whore” .

To be clear Emma is my favorite character. I love that she’s a dominatrix who has affairs and saves the world in fetish gear and haute couture. My problem is it’s just a bad Emma design it’s not sexy enough or fashionable enough. The alternate skin they released with the black Bacchalo titty top despite not having a lot of her trade mark design elements feels more like an Emma frost design and incorporates diamonds much more smoothly than the default skin.

And as always none of this actually matters just use critical thinking about how woman characters are designed and who’s making the decisions and why.

[claudiarya]

Hey there, I’ve written this Jude/Cardan one shot for fun!

It contains spoilers for The Prisoner’s Throne, so beware of that.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[judetuude]

Panqueques Maker Picrew 🥞

I was once again tagged by my friend @papermint-airplane for another picrew! So of course I had to do it!

It is me again. I am always giving myself pointy ears and piercings I don't have... lol.

I am not tagging one again, cause I am still so new to this. 😅

[greedypolyglot]

confession:

i have been intaking new information. so very much recently research, research, research of all manner (religious, cultural, historical, linguistic, literary/film) i pretty much try to squeeze learning and study of new things into everything. eating food? video essay. going to sleep? literary analysis. doing admin work? watch an important/artistic film to accompany it.

which is great ! i am not complaining nor bragging i still have breaks & am nowhere near perfect this is just my precursor to the next point. which is

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HOLD A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE I DONT KNOW VERY WELL FOR LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES WITHOUT SAYING 'oh this reminds me of x article i read recently' OR 'i've researched that a bit recently! i find ethnic tension very interesting as its part of my research paper im working on currently'

YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE. HIT THE CLUBS. FIND A PARTNER

sat down at the dinner table yesterday and after about 3 minutes go 'i read this really interesting article about emperor nero-' mum's bf cuts me off saying 'don't 18 year olds normally go out friday night?'

DRAGGED ME TO THE GROUND

DRAGGEDDDD

pls if anyone has experienced the same lmk. i need to be normal again someone pls help me undo this