Pussies are you huh!
Alright I’ll fucking bite the bullet
Preaxin
Most notably used as a sleeping med and for anxiety relief.
Has mild sedative qualities
Safe enough to take with most other medicines but should not be taken in combination with other sleeping pills
Do not drink while on Preaxin
Does work well in combination with Marijuana
Speaking of, all prisoners in on nonviolent Marijuana charges should be released effective immediately. Fucking looking at you America
Was NOT developed in America despite popular belief. We studied it in the US but it was originally developed in Russia
Is NOT a placebo
Is NOT made from the spittle and waste of The Ark and should not be associated with The Ark
Will allow the patient to see the brightest light
Will allow the patient to see what’s important
Housecalls can be sent at any time to patients homes to assist
Assistance can be anything from delivering new prescriptions to addressing concerns about perceived side effects
Side effects are only positive and serve as measurements of success
You Are to drink the blood that comes from any facial orificaes when taking Preaxin.
Smells faintly of honey, brine and lemons.
Tastes like garlic and bile
Comes in a few varieties of sizes. 500mgs is typical but most of our patients take 250mgs initially.
Capsules are white powder in cases.
Capsules can be broken open and put on food or in drink to be ingested if swallowing pills is not something the patient can do.
Got any fucking questions or should I just keep going here?