#jujublah

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recently I learned that weight lifters often wear buttplugs while exercising cause it idk helps ur endurance or something and now I'm sitting in this gym and I'm just wondering how many of these muscle men have a buttplug up their ass

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do you think there’s an alien planet out there that has functioning time travel

damn

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everybody is talking about the new ghostbusters movie like “oh it’s not that good” “it’s cheesy and whaaaateveeer” like buddy I hate to break it to you but the original ghostbusters movie was shit. dont get me wrong I fucking loved it but it was cheesy and badly written and poorly paced and I dont know why everyone has such high expectations for the new one when the old one was not by any means a “cinematic masterpiece” shut the hell up

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brussels sprouts have no redeeming qualities. They are bland. You cannot make them taste good. They have a mildly unpleasant texture, like that of a very tough rodent brain. They don’t go good with anything. I hate them

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You know those articles that are like “fifteen pictures that PERFECTLY describe YOUR LIFE, YES YOURS” I mean theyre always like, a little accurate. but never enough accurate. yes, I can relate to your weird gifs, but its never enough to warrant a “perfectly” okay

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Me when I'm at home: this place is so weird. why are these people so obsessed with showering? Anyway *eats an entire tub of cheese

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5, 19, 42

5. Sunflower lesbian or white lily lesbian

Sunflower! But I like lilies too <3

19. Jelly fish lesbian or dolphin lesbian

Jellyfish!

42. Vinyl lesbian or cassette lesbian

I have neither but I think I’d choose cassette

Thank you darling! <3

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On a scale from "if you see yourself eternity will be torn to shreds" to "paradoxes don't matter, killing your grandpa just makes a parallel universe" how does your story handle time travel