#julesphilomel

[thespangleway]

Newcrest High

Archi: *sneering* “Jules Philomel.  I thought I heard the rusty gates of hell creaking open.” Jules: “If you think you and your band of misfits are taking the trophy this year you really are stupider than I thought, Fox.” Archi: “You and I both know the only reason you have the trophy is because you cheated at last years championship.”

Jules: *exasperated* “WE DIDN’T CHEAT!  And even if I did, which I didn’t, I’M EVIL!  I mean, duh - I’m wearing a black turtleneck!!!”

Archi: *vehemently* “Well, enjoy looking at the trophy over the next few days because it’s coming to Willow Creek after that!” Jules: “We’ll just see about that!” Archi: *angrily* “Yes we will -  oh, and one more thing.” *voice calms* “We parked in the visitor lot... do we have to pay for that?”

Jules: *cordially* “Oh, no... just pick up a validation slip at the front desk and you should be fine.  Now, prepare to be annihilated at regionals!!”  *maniacal laugh*

[thespangleway]

Jules Philomel appreciation post - (by @neopixiesims - thanks for sharing!!)

Yes, Jules has joined the crew in the Parallel Universe save!  Will he lead his evil team of Newcrest Mathletes to victory over Willow Creek High?  Will he only wear black turtlenecks to emphasis his supreme wickedness?  Will he ever meet and fall in love with Neha?

Stay tuned and find out...

[thespangleway]

Newcrest High

Fasal: *nervously* “I don’t like it here.” Poppy: “Don’t worry, Fas.  I won’t let any of these big, bad Newcresters get you.”

Angelo: “Why are we here again, anyway?” Archi: “‘If you know your enemy you better know yourself’ Sun Tzu, The Art of War.”

Simone: “They have so many trophies… are you sure we even stand a chance, Archi?” Fasal: “Yeah, I mean, our mathlete team is good but Newcrest has won regionals two years running. Archi: “Have more faith in yourself and your teammates, Fasal.  There’s no reason we can’t sweep the floor with the Newcrest team.  We’ve been working really hard this last month and-”

Cold, unfriendly voice: *interrupting* “I thought I smelled something rank in the halls.  I should have known it was you, Fox.  Bring your band of loosers to see how the better half lives?” Archi: “Philomel…”