May 8, 2019
Onion Headlines + The Berkeleys
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Onion Headlines + The Berkeleys
Onion Headlines + @fernandoxchavez @presidentberkeley
Julian: So talk to me, Lee, how are we lookin’?
Leon: Sexy, but not like we’re trying to, but like, sure we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless?
Nick: What’s your biggest fear?
Julian: Being forgotten.
Nick: Damn that’s deep. Mine is the Kool-Aid Man but now I feel kinda stupid about it.
Julian Berkeley and Leon Solis + Onion headlines
Leon Solis: I don’t know what place second runner up is.
Julian Berkeley: Sure the fuck isn’t winning.
Leon Solis: Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
Julian Berkeley: [voiceover] Leon Solis had cracked.