@jumpbeatz asks: "you're so poggers, babe. when you first rejected me i was pepehands, but when you told me you were kapping, i was so happy to be jebaited. im omegalul but you love me no matter what. together we can live a life free of weirdchamps. just you and me babe."
bosip had been working on making them both dinner for the night -- the last time that bob tried it the kitchen nearly exploded, so he preferred that he was the one in charge of cooking the meals. he'd learned quite a few recipes since then, didn't mind making them both dinner at this point because of that -- it was kinda fun, honestly!
" alright, i think this is all done. " after setting a plate down in front of bob, bosip moved to his seat at the dinner table and began eating the food he'd made them. " think i overcooked the fish a bit .. but - " he was cut off when bob started speaking, and the closest thing bosip could discern that as would be that .. this was bob's idea of how to thank him for dinner. " ... "
with a fork-full of rice in his mouth, bosip chewed quietly in completely silence for a moment or two as he thought of what to say to .. that. he was suddenly completely aware of why bobal kept saying yeah, he could definitely do better in partners .. not that that was true, but if bobal heard that, he was sure that he'd never let him live down his decision to date him. " .. thanks, babe. you're .. poggers too. "