#jumpingthroughparadoxes

[ferxt]

look at this lovely picture of me my friend jumpingthroughparadoxes drew!

[plasticpipelines-blog]

jumpingthroughparadoxes:

Well, if you’re just looking for stuff to keep you going, go for kinda rich stuff like eggs. If you can find any, that is. Water’s good to keep you hydrated! Grains should help too! But yeah, no metal. You might break something.

"I'm not aware of half of those things you spewed out."

[norrisvilletriangleplayer]

jumpingthroughparadoxes replied to your post:Hey, how can you lick your elbow?

Get an Okapi tongue! Hahaha!

Oh man! They have really long tongues!

[norrisvilletriangleplayer]

How are you holdin' up, eh?

Oh I'm doing okay.

[upsidedownghostman]

jumpingthroughparadoxes replied to your post:"Frantically rubbing junk together"??? Is there...

Yeah, genita- who. Who said that?

"I was inquiring from Guardian Dedan about the meaning of the term 'dating' in reference to other beings. He mentioned that it involves 'frantically rubbing junk' or perhaps wishing to do so with the other participant?"

[floral-petshop]

jumpingthroughparadoxes replied to your post:[[MOR] If Belladonna were romantic, at this...

would they also want sidon’s fine booty

Yes. They would. A lot. Actually as a nonromantic, Sidon is probably the closest to a romantic interest they've got right now. But shh, you didn't hear it from me. ]]

[travelingconductor]

jumpingthroughparadoxes:

"Usually if something has plastic in the human world it’s on the outside. Unless we’re talking Kinder eggs, but those are banned where I live. All you really have to worry about is the little bell around the bunny’s neck cause you could choke on that." She shrugged. "Easter is like some sort of candy party I guess." 

It’s a lot more than that but it’s not like anyone actually remembered.

"Human world... Where is this? I wish to visit!" She was intrigued by all this, mustering up lazed strength to sit up and rest the basket on her lap. Was the basket edible? Worth a few tries...

......nope. What a shame. Eris wrinkled her nose angrily before picking up the chocolate rabbit and giving it a small lick. Her eye lit up and the next thing you know, she was already trying to jam the entire treat into her mouth.

[travelingconductor]

Here. [She kicks over a basket with a fat chocolate bunny inside.] You don't know about Easter, right? People eat this stuff. It's not for like, another week, but it doesn't really matter.

A savior among saviors. Eris is laying face down against cold metal until a sweet scent tickles her senses. Her head snaps up and hands pat around until her fingers bumped against the basket. She drew it closer and eyed the contents before squinting up at Sidon.

"...What is this.... Easter. How would I know this does not have the plastics inside..."