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i had to remake because apparently tumblr cares more about minor and/or fraudulently reported shit than getting rid of abusers and white supremacists, if you followed jumpultimatedios or asstlevania im here now

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Gravity Falls

two kids living in some backwoods town have to deal with spooky and weird shit, also illuminati dorito

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youve posted several images of fuckhands mcmike ingame, did you take those screenshots or do you know who made them, also how do you make fuckhands mcmike

One day I awoke from a sleepless night at 3 AM in the morning, I couldn’t lure myself back to sleep so I decided to do what would calm me best, playing my favorite game Skyrim. I sat in my chair lazily and opened the game only to find a save file had replaced my auto-save as a character named “Fuckhands McMike”. I was confused, because the only character I have in my auto is my cool Argonian girl, not this Nord. My curioucity got to me and I opened the Fuckhands McMike save game.

As I opened it, the music began to be replaced with harsh noise and every voice was replaced by an extremely amplified sound of a hammer hitting a nail. My hands felt bounded to the keyboard and my eye sockets felt glued to the screen as I ran around with my huge hands. I could feel my bones creaking as my fingers elongated and my skin turn bright red. I tried to scream but all I could say was “Need something?”. I ran outside of the house and into my neighbor’s house and punched him with my fuckhands, my place in this world, for this moment, unknown and darkened. Everything lept in fast-motion as my tiny legs scrambled down the roads of my neighborhood, my vision fading into a cloud of crimson.

I awoke in the side of a river, naked. There was a pain in my hands. On my computer the game had closed and the Steam screenshots were open. Those were the images. Fuckhands McMike.

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at risk of sounding like an entitled dick, what happened to the retsu games?

hey no, no worries, its a fair question. fact is i've been feeling really bad since thursday and havent been able to make myself write anything. i'm gonna try and get back to it as soon as im feeling better.

#retsupurae #the retsu games #jumpultimatedios