Dec 1, 2022
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Junichiro Kurumamori (1st December)
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Happy Birthday
Junichiro Kurumamori (1st December)
Servamp
Ok. So keep in mind, the following is 100% true - not exaggerated in any shape form or fashion. P.S. Sorry if it’s a bit long, I regretfully didn’t have my phone to record this, so I typed all the details the second I was able to and this was more or less copy&pasted from my notes.
I was on vacation in New Orleans with my parents.
One of the nights we were there, my insomnia was really bad and I couldn’t sleep for shit.
It was somewhere between 1:30 and 3am so I snuck out onto the hotel balcony and decided to just read my book with one of the little clip-on-the-page-lights.
The sidewalk across the street from the balcony of our hotel room had a few little trees every so many feet y’know (we were at the Dauphine Orleans hotel, so you can see what I mean with the street view on google-earth) - street lamps gave the street a peaceful-like glow, it was for the most part quietish, not a lot happening right then.
At one point, not long after I had been out there, a group of what I assume were all young-adult-age friends came around the corner laughing and smiling obviously having a fun night and they still seemed moderately sober.
They almost pass the balcony (maybe a little over half-a-block or so away from the corner they first came into view), and then, all of a sudden, this guy came running around the corner and just stopped dead in his tracks glaring daggers at the group.
All I can really say is the guy looked angry, somehow he seemed both confused and certain why he was angry? & he was obviously wasted as fuck.
This guy was standing like he was in an old western stand off *tumbleweed* and he actually widened his stance actually kinda like a cowboy in a standoff, presumably to steady himself before he just shouted “Hey You!”
The group of friends stopped and turned
I couldn’t tell if they recognized him or not
The guy points at one of the friends (not really sure which one he was pointing at) and he yells “I’m gonna get you!”...
The weirdest and best part was this guy was battle-cry yelling as he started running at the group like he was about to overhand shank them with a knife...
but he had no such knife… he was holding a banana.
I SWEAR TO YOU, THAT WAS NOT A TYPO, this guy was coming at them overhand with a FREAKING HALF PEELED BANANA🍌...
before he ran smack into one of the trees on the sidewalk next to where the group was standing and knocked himself out cold.
And the group just blankly stared for a moment at this guy passed out on the ground with his half peeled (now squashed) banana… and they turned back around, picked up their previous conversation from where they left off, and kept walking like nothing happened.
Now imagine this guy being Hyde or Yumi after an evening in the French Quarter & imagine the group being either Sloth Pair+Lust Pair+Licht &Crantz or Sloth Pair+Wrath Pair+Tsurugi+Jun, depending on whether you see this more likely happening with Hyde instead of Yumi, or vice versa. I can personally see it happening both ways except we both know Tsurugi would get pictures and jokingly blackmail Yumi like ‘☝️😁 ah ah ah. Yumi-chan has to pay the please destroy the evidence fee💴’
HONESTLY WHAT EVEN IS WITH AMERICAN BRAINS OMFGHDJDJFJFJ 😂😂😂
I've only seen stuff like this in tv and thought it was nuts but now hearing about shit like this IN REAL LIFE???? I LOVE.
I also TOTALLY see this happening with Yumi and his guys because it's canon that he's so fucking wild when drunk and because:
That's 100000% something he probably already done