#juniebug

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JUNIE!

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The Bloomp's first time hearing the tea kettle and WOW WAS SHE PISSED.

We have deliberately tried to teach them not to be afraid of loud or weird sounds. Apparently this is what's on the other side.

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Today I learned that Juniper will wear hair clips.

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Junie had never heard me sing.

I don't want to show my face but this is an artist's rendition of 15 seconds after I started singing The Wailin' Jennys Asleep at Last:

Singing and rubbing her head:

You don't have to be very good at something to please the ones who love you.

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I love Junie so much because in three seconds she can go from the tiniest most smoochable sweet little mouth:

to the Maw Of Everlasting Death By Violence:

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I did not expect Juniper to be the horribly naughty one. I should have known better. There's a devious little intellect hidden behind those empty blue eyes.

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ID: Two beautiful young cats mill about on the floor, orbiting an empty bowl.

"Are you hungry?" asks a human.

Two piteous lamentations rend the air. Jasper, white with dark points, has huge round eyes that look like they have beheld the end of time, where no food exists.

"Jasper?!"

He emits a long howl, his mouth wide, showing little white teeth.

"Whoa! So you're hungry."

He cries again. The other, Junie, a little white cat with gray points, puts her perfect face in front of the camera and emits a sad, soft, weird little sound, like a very very small sheep that is some distance away, or perhaps some sort of strange radio transmisson. She looks worried.

Jasper cries some more.

"Really? Jaspercat?"

Junie meows but it is lost when Jasper rears and shoves his face in the camera and YOWLS, the screen for just a moment totally consumed by his little yelling mouth.

The human gives him a piece of kibble as a treat.

"Good boy." /End

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Blank little face. Head NOT empty. MANY thoughts. All CRIME.

Planning applesauce theft.