oh my god, you remember the story with jane waynes baby! i wish she'd come back, and be the family wild child
How could I forget the story where Alfred is literally in a panic because he has no idea how to deal with babies, especially ones that are screaming, and Bruce and Dick just pass Junior off to him like, “Have fun! We’re going to get some milk!” Lmao. Poor Alfred.
Imagine Jane just constantly dropping Junior off with Bruce and the rest of the family. “Cousin Bruce! So good to see you! Now I’m going to need you to watch Junior while I hop on over to Tahiti. I forgot to pack him any clothes, but I’m sure you can find some that he’ll like at the store. Alright, I better get going. Don’t want to miss my flight! Bye Junior! Mommy loves you!”
And Bruce is just standing there like, “But... I am the night...”