#juniorvarsityjacket

[unlimitedgoats]

juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “I’m tryna fuck someone in front of a salad with whoever is eating the...”:

in front of the salad?! seriously??

actually i changed my my. I wanna fuck a salad.

[michithephoenix]

My Tumblr Crushes:

nightlysunflower (26%)

unlimitedgoats (12%)

hollowlaughter (9%)

juniorvarsityjacket (8%)

angryfuturerobot (6%)

greymattersinc (6%)

foolbackwards (3%)

siriusdraws (2%)

celestialmayhem (2%)

For you Kwesi~

[unlimitedgoats]

juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “I want... chocolate milk”:

is this a refrence. is the a metaphor. is this a euphemism

nah, I just really want chocolate milk :(

[unlimitedgoats]

juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “I’ve never intentionally romanced a human in Mass Effect.”:

cuz Vega was unavailable and Kaidan was the absolute worst, and what, u gonna waste time on ASHLEY? the human equivalent of CELERY? no

You crafted the later 3/4ths of this comment specifically to hurt me. I know this. Admittedly, Kaiden and Ashley did take some time to grow on me.

[unlimitedgoats]

juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “You ever folllow someone you think is cool after scrolling thru a few...”:

dont thirst follow

I thirst follow off selfies alone I don’t give a damn about the blog content!

[unlimitedgoats]

the tatami galaxy

never seen it | need to see it | hate it | ugh | it was okay | i liked it | LOVED IT | one of my faves

I watched like 1 ep but didn’t really get into it. Should i give it another go lol?

[unlimitedgoats]

juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “It’s kinda funny that in porn, I hate disembodied dicks but like irl,...”:

or like the faceless dude thing

juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “It’s kinda funny that in porn, I hate disembodied dicks but like irl,...”:

like literally floating dicks

both lol

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juniorvarsityjacket replied to your post: “The Steven Bomb was good. I wonder if there’s gonna be any follow up...”:

they left all the amethysts and humans and i was like umm

RIGHT?! That was all a great setup for some Big Shit™ but they just... left??? Granted, I didn’t really expect that they’d free the humans and convince the Amethysts to join their side all in 10 minutes but I did at least expect to get a “We’ll be back...” or anything at all actually addressing the whole captive humans thing but we only got “Oh, well, that sucks and this is weird. Let’s go now.”