Jan 8, 2021
[pm] SOMEBODY SENT ME A STRIPED EGG. DO I EAT IT?
[pm] DO NOT EAT THE EGG. SOUNDS LIKE MIMES. ... can I come smell the egg?
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[pm] SOMEBODY SENT ME A STRIPED EGG. DO I EAT IT?
[pm] DO NOT EAT THE EGG. SOUNDS LIKE MIMES. ... can I come smell the egg?
[pm] You are a doctor right? Can crayons make you pregnant? I am asking for a man who received a bail of hay and a crayon inside. I have an egg to take care of now, but I told him he was going to be a parent and he is asking if crayons can make you pregnant. I did not learn this in health class. I will be reaching out to all doctors. Thank you.
[pm] ..... This is a practical prank right?
Either this must be a joke or you are a six year old child. Both should result in you leaving me alone.
[pm] UMMM. So that little PASTRY OF A MAN BIT A HOLE THROUGH MY SHOE :(
[pm] Fuck that little mime man. :/// What size shoe are you? I may have some spares lying around. Also, you’ve got quite the bite there, huh?
[pm] Ariana! So I know I told you that I totally hate soccer and never wanted to do it again, but I'm soooooo bored and don't want to write this paper. [d:I just think of you the soccer girl I'm SO sorry. My auntie tells me you have an identity out of that, but!!!!!!] Are you doing anything??????
[pm] Hey, Juniper! Ha, I knew it was impossible to totally hate soccer. It’s more fun than writing a paper any day of the week. You actually caught me on an off day, I finished up all my school projects early so my afternoon is free. I can pick you up and we can hit the rec center if you’d like. :)