#pm: juniper

[drqueenieking]

@juniperrivers

[pm] No, this isn't. I am not six, why does everyone think I'm six? [d: just because I haven't been using my human-ness that long..... HMPH] I'm eighteen and I'm asking a doctor a question! I haven't eaten any apples, so why won't you help me?

[pm] Maybe if everyone thinks it then it’s a problem you should be looking inward on? 

I am not helping you, because you have yet to tell me anything that actually makes any sense. Now what do you think is the problem here?

[drqueenieking]

[pm] You are a doctor right? Can crayons make you pregnant? I am asking for a man who received a bail of hay and a crayon inside. I have an egg to take care of now, but I told him he was going to be a parent and he is asking if crayons can make you pregnant. I did not learn this in health class. I will be reaching out to all doctors. Thank you.

[pm] ..... This is a practical prank right?

Either this must be a joke or you are a six year old child. Both should result in you leaving me alone.