#juniposts

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[brave-huendin]

i like to fight.

but i love to lose!

but heres the thing i hate to throw a fight. i’m not going to just give you a win, that’s no fucking fun. i know what i’m capable of. i know i’m strong and resilient and i can thrash and fight like a cornered animal when i have to and i know i can win it. i’m good at winning!

what’s surprising and fun for me is when none of that is enough to get me out of the corner i backed myself into. when i have to face the consequences of my actions, or better yet, the consequences of someone else’s actions or desires for once.

so surprise me.

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[awoooniper]

*three shots deep*: i need…. i need to… what do i need… i need…. another shot.

*four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.

[awoooniper]

there needs to be an emoji for tilting your head to the side like a puppydog who does not understand.

[awoooniper]

i got poetry magnets for christmas. the household has been having fun with them ever since

[awoooniper]

You take the orange pill, your cold symptoms are relieved, and you can go about your day...

You take the blue pill... and all your symptoms are still relieved, but you're going to get oh so sleepy tired and cozy in bed.

[awoooniper]

meaty ogre pawjob? oh… i thought you said mediocre pawjob. no it’s ok i’m still interested is this dank dark cave a good spot for you?