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drunk!cardan part 2!!

Cardan: *frowning*

Cardan: *sighs*

Cardan: sigh

Cardan, turning towards Jude: SIGH

Jude:

Jude: what happened, Cardan?

Cardan: I was thinking

Jude: *under her breath* oh no.

Cardan: I was tHiNKINg

Cardan: what if

Cardan: and I mean what IF

Cardan: the public, the- the- faeries, what if they think you're cooler than me

Cardan: because you always do all the assinat- assassa- all the stabby-stabby stuff

Cardan: and you have the whole "scary beautiful with a dagger strapped to glorious thighs" thing

Jude:

Jude: well to be fair, I am pretty badass-

Cardan: no no you have a very good ass

Cardan: better than mine actually, so that's part of the problem

Jude: are you- are you seriously pouting right now?

Cardan, ignoring her: I think I would be the prettier snake though

Cardan: thoughts?

Jude: I think I should've stayed exiled from Elfhame.

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Jude: wh-what happened to me?

Vivi: you lost a lot of blood... do you remember anything?

Jude: not really, just the ambulance to the hospital

Vivi:...there wasn't an ambulance, Jude, I drove you

Jude: I swear I heard a siren

Cardan:

Cardan, flushed: I- I may have mildly panicked

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Jude: sometimes, I remember how happy Locke and Taryn were and I hate it so much because all I wanted then was to be loved and looked at and truly seen, even if just for a second

Also Jude: *is a slightly deranged knife wife who can and will scare away and stab anyone whether or not they try to harm her or Cardan*

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Cardan: so, remember how I was going down to get you some groceries so you could rest for a bit?

Jude: ...yes

Cardan:

Cardan: well, I'm in jail

Jude:

Jude: *hangs up*