May 10, 2018
DM, while I'm in combat: "Give me a perception check."
Me: "Uh, 14?"
DM: "Nevermind."
Me:
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DM, while I'm in combat: "Give me a perception check."
Me: "Uh, 14?"
DM: "Nevermind."
Me:
me: oh cool! the king made a wishing well! i wonder what i’ll get!
the king: you get a lesson in how foolish and naive you are.
Toland, thank you so much for this dad joke
Look at this cool friend I made!!
This is cat ownership in a nutshell
tfw u need to deliver a squid to someone but you can’t find them so you just set up camp outside their door, holding the squid up like a boombox, and wait for them to get home
my girl!! 😍