#just alone

[ask-a-deadpool]

hey deadpool! how is your quarantine?

Deadpool: oh you know the usual... I’ve been trying to get over my on and off ex, binge watching every possible anime or rom com on Netflix, jacking off to whatever porn I can find, watching unboxing videos until I finally pass out from lack of sleep, energy, food, and water... Oh and feeding the 250(and growing) stray cats that live with me. Usual.

[anignoredgirl]

[0rgavsm]

[redqueenfandom]

russo brothers really had to go and do me like that

[oryoucouldstay]

Me: Yes, hello dear Sir, I would like to start a petition to rename the year of 2018.

Sir: What do you mean, Madame? We can't just rename a year.

Me: You see, Sir, this has to be an exception. This is for love, Sir. The truest and sweetest and purest and most wonderful love the world has ever seen, Sir. Don't you want to rename a year after the truest love the earth might ever get to witness?

[actualyuuri]

i remember seeing fall out boy in concert after loving them my whole (albeit relatively short) life and even though we were in the nosebleeds, before it even started i was crying and listening to patrick, alone, on the stage with a piano singing disloyal order of water buffaloes with just the piano and his voice and everyone waving lighters, i felt something grow lighter in my heart and i didn't shake it for weeks. it was magical.

That sounds beautiful oh my god.... I saw them in concert but sadly they didn’t play that song. :( :( They were still incredible live, though... LIKE SO GOOD.

[velvetelvisss]

Broke up with my boyfriend at the right time so as not to be selfish and reap the benefits of sharing a tough time with him and bonding more just to break up right after it