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Alright freaks where are you I know I’m not the only one in this theater who has read Rough Day.
I told myself I can’t write any more until I get done editing this thing I’ve been editing forever and I’m slowly losing my fucking mind.
I love writing protective Joel (obvs) but there’s something about writing him not beating the shit out of someone but stepping in and intervening when he KNOWS he can’t kill someone but really fucking wants to. Just… I love him. He’s going to keep his woman safe but he’s also going to respect what she wants and needs and sometimes that means he has to growl instead of bite 😭
WTF has been up with Kit, anyway?
Hey, so I haven’t written AT ALL in damn near a month and I am so sorry to have left you all hanging. My niece was in the hospital, I had my final for my grad school class, I traveled to Texas for 10 days, made it home just in time to have Mother’s Day with my mom and then immediately caught the flu.
I’m hoping to get back into things today and tomorrow and have something to share before too long. I miss writing, I miss being here, I’m just exhausted.
Thanks for being here while I fuck around.
In other news… MANDALORIAN AND GROGU NEXT WEEK????? I have my tickets for next Thursday already 🙌🙌🙌
Anyway, I hope you’re doing well! Love you!
Alright, question.
Who here had a crush on Bernard from The Santa Clause movies as a child?
You know, this guy:
He was cute and snarky and competent and take charge. Baby Kit was down BAD. This has to be a common experience right? RIGHT?
…Please?
Anyway vote below and don’t judge me
Did you have a crush on Bernard from ‘The Santa Clause’ movies?
Yes, this was very normal you are totally normal for this
No? Wtf?
No idea but show me the results
Watching Empire Strikes Back with my husband and we get to the part where Han talks about the price Jabba put on his head.
Me: Hey, so... if Jabba had a son... do you think he'd be like his dad or do you think he'd be his own man?
Husband: You know what? I don't know. I don't think we'll ever know.
✨ Fuckebration 2k26 ✨
Hello hello, angsty slow burn fans!
If you've been here for a minute, you'll know that 1) I can never just let Joel Miller or any of my fic victims be happy 2) I like to do little countdowns when the angst is winding down and 3) I like to give this fantastic event a different name every year. So far, we've had the fuckening, fucktacular, fuckstival and IT'S NOW TIME for the 2026 iteration!
Coming soon: FUCKEBRATION 2K26!
Anything potentially spoiler-worthy is below the cut but if you want to know more, there it is! It's mostly about timing but wanted to give you a heads up anyway. Love you and see you on the other side!
I just made the biggest change to my hair that I’ve had in years and OMG. I’m obsessed with my stylist, she’s the best, I just text her the vibe I want and then she colors and cuts it exactly right for me. AHHHHHH!
In other news, I’ve started writing again after finishing my editing project. Hoping to get new stuff posted soon ❤️
Kit real face jump scare below the cut because I’m so excited!!!