#just nuts

[pattydia]

i truly believe that a) benson is one of the most compelling characters to come from the last decade of film and b) kyle gallner is the only person in the world who could have played him

[evilwriter37]

That one fancop who said I come out with noncon fics “on the daily” though??? Like, that hasn’t left my mind, because it’s so fucking funny. Like, first of all: the massive exaggeration. Second of all: Bruh, I wish I was that prolific!

[vera-dauriac]

Finally finished the slowest Don Giovanni in history. It's like Klemperer and Christa Ludwig made a bet about just how slowly she could sing "Mi tradi" without dying.

[coatedindaydreams]

the things i have learned today about mikey way and pete wentz

[myinternetcorner]

Honey cheerious must be eating there

Ah yes is that small one coming from cheerious nuts,must be fast.

[birbsletter]

Premise: I fucked up my morning medication, it’s been a while, we’re working on it.

I have to take an exam on stupid English grammar but sadly not the stuff that they teach you in school when you’re not English, the actual hard stuff that is fundamentally useless and some guys in the late ‘800s early ‘900s spent years studying because they didn’t have anything better to do.

So I’m sitting there in front of An Introduction to the Grammar of English by Elly van Gelderen and I’m reaching high levels of angry at the book because it’s not really telling me anything new with “A Noun Phrase has a noun as head”, no shit Sherlock, but then starts with Pronominalization and whatever the fuck else, I get confused and then the dipshit hits me with this i.e.:

“The pleasant wocket in my pocket that I adore loves cranberry chutney”

Cried for fifteen minutes. My brother told me to please take a break and I answered him that it wouldn’t get any less stupid if I waited ten minutes.

I did get a break. It didn’t get any less stupid.

[thegirlintheswivelchair]

I. Am. Gigglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😌😄😆