Review of Smash 'n' Survive up on Just Push Start
Perhaps the first legitimately bad game I've been given to review is Smash 'n' Survive. The game is a vehicular combat type thing where you ram your car into other cars until one of them explodes in an eruption of pixelated hilarity...and that's if the physics engine doesn't have its sordid way with you first. In fact the most fun I had with the game was coming up with my own story to replace the trite gang warfare thing it waves at you during every campaign mission loading screen. 'You killed self' the game tells you when you drive too hard into a flimsy fence that apparently wasn't as destructible as that stack of scaffolding. Yes Smash 'n' Survive, 'I killed self.' Well done.
Anyway, head on over to the full review here.












