#just... fyi

[smokey-prime9000]

why the fuck am i still awake

*notes app*

oh right

(sneak peak for yall :])

[reactionimagesdaily]

not an image but i've been looking for this one short video meme of a zoom call where there's general chaos like, one person is muted, one is coughing profusely, someone's old nokia phone is going off, another person is laughing super loud and obnoxious. i searched wherever i could but i can't find it, i think the google employees reading my search history are genuinely getting concerned lol

Afraid I couldn't find anything like that, although if it's a chaotic zoom meeting you're after, I'd recommend watching that one with the Handforth Parish Council; bloody hilarious :P

[lecrit]

Uncle Alec is going to be the end of me.

[whizzerbrwn]

marvin is really ticklish and the first time whizzer kisses his upper thighs, marvin SHRIEKS and laughs and then he covers his face with his hands because he’s embarrassed. whizzer smiles and keeps on kissing up his legs and marvin is dying

[stonebutchery]

kindly, and with respect to the person who just sent me an anon about a transfer user on this site who i still follow and do not intend to unfollow: i frankly do not care or give a fuck what kinks another person does or does not have (or supports others having) especially when it's stuff they find hot in the context of reading erotica. admittedly, i used to be a bit of a knee-jerk reactionary about this stuff but i sincerely don't care anymore about what erotica someone reads or what kinky thoughts they have. the user in question is not condoning things that are crimes to commit irl, the context of those posts you're referring to that user making is kinks not material acts. no material harm is happening. thought crimes are not real and i don't intend to be someone who participates in spreading any misinformation about another transfem on tumblr so... i'm not publishing that. following that user aligns with my values because the kinks or condoning of kinks/kinky thoughts or whatever has nothing to do with what i followed that user for... which is posts about transfeminism and transmisogyny. hopefully that helps you understand.

[valorcorrupt]

Codex entry: Velvet Cailan

The Velvet Cailan is a portrait of the late King Cailan of Ferelden, painted on luminescent velvet. According to rumor, King Cailan commissioned a large number of these paintings. The portraits were distributed to stores around Denerim shortly after his coronation, and the king received a portion of the profits from each sale. The coin funded his ever-growing kennel of mabari war dogs. Art patrons throughout Thedas find the Velvet Cailans singularly revolting. As part of her ongoing mission to r

Important information: Inara collects Velvet Cailans, and protects/enshrines them in her home and a secret vault and Vigil’s Keep. 

[babymerlot]

im 100% in a bratty attention seeking mood

[catrchckernocs]

Im revamping most of my ocs except Wren and Maybe Aure.