#justabatter

[dedamnit]

*not-so-distant tinkle of ring-shaped add-ons*

@justabatter

“HEY, ASSHOLE, COME GET YOUR ADD-ONS.”

[the-queen-of-zones]

Hey I’m trying my best here, can I have my dessert at least?

*awkward moment?*

[zone-2-therapist]

... What the Fuuuuuuuuuhck is this? What’s going on, Clem?

"Who are you people???? And isn't it fucking obvious? I was sent to purify the land by The Marionettist. I'm a Batter. Well, half-Batter if ya wanna get all technical with it. But still."

[theoffhandpuppeteer]

Cont from X @justabatter

“No need to be embarrassed.” 

[dedamnit]

“ YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM PETTING THE FUCKIN’ COWS IF I FUCKIN’ WANNA. “

“YOU WANNA BET, YOU STUPID HAT-WEARING IDIOT? PISS OFF!!!”

[dedamnit]

“ Hahaha... remember that time I threw a god damn SECRETARY at you? Man... those were fun times. “ -He says, staying well out of punting and swiping range.-

He’s not going for a swipe. Or a punt. No—Dedan makes use of seven-foot legs and eight-foot arms to reach out and grab that smug little son of a bitch by the front of his sports attire, lifting him off the ground even as he leaned down, one fist raised as a clear threat, while a vein bulges on the top of his head.

As far as Dedan is concerned, that day? That incident? Never happened.

[dedamnit]

Hahaha-fuckin’-HA~! Man. I can’t believe the great, mean and powerful Tyrant of Zone one can be so EASILY FLUSTERED. It’s pretty great.

[dedamnit]

@justabatter

(Have a concern icon all ur own bc i know Bats is gonna judge sum shit.)