#justallisonthings

[wanderlustfulbibliophile]

Making a baby batch of hot sauce with my first peppers of the season

[wanderlustfulbibliophile]

Protip: Don't go to a burlesque show with your ex boyfriend

It will be awkward and you'll feel really bad about your body and want to cry. But you can't cry because then you'll be the weird girl crying at the burlesque show while everyone else is having a great time.

[rambunctiousmuse]

Finding maggots on the kitchen counter

#whatthefuckdadhousethings

[rambunctiousmuse]

Drawing on your arm because it comes out better on skin

(probably a tattoo artist thing..?)

[rambunctiousmuse]

Being startled by your bangs in the dark because you thought something was there~

#JustAllisonThings

[wanderlustfulbibliophile]

"Oh fuck. Why did I say that?"

[wanderlustfulbibliophile]

Getting fired over bullshit

Damn you Chili's. And curse my big mouth

[wanderlustfulbibliophile]

My tummy doesn't feel so well

But I puked in a bush and talked to hobos. I guess it was an okay night. I should really sleep but I can't. Somebody talk to me