#justdreamiiing

[prxnceachmed-blog]

[ 9 months ago to the day Achmed kissed Princess for the first time and I still ship it to this day and get emotional over that thread. I have no regrets ]

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                      ❝ The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender                           scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” ❞

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“Get down here and say that to my face!”

“And place my face in prime smacking space? I don’t think so, sweetheart.”

[prxnceachmed-blog]

@justdreamiiing

                    “ So how does this tinder thing work again? ”

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“Hoe Don’t Do It”

Tell Achmed Not To Do the Thing || Always Accepting

@justdreamiiing

10. Commencing an impromptu rap battle

                    “ Nice hat, dork,                          you look like a duck                          I had Alfred read your books,                          he told me they suck                          I'll crush your British nuts                          until they're bangers and mash                          I've seen better detective work                          in Tango & Cash                          You chump,                          I kick punks like you off the streets                          While you and Velma here                          are solving Scooby Doo mysteries                          Nothing makes me laugh,                          but I bet your raps can                          So bring it on, bitch                          I'm Batman! ”

[prxnceachmed-blog]

“We are done with acting evil.”

@justdreamiiing

                    “ Princess— I’m shocked that you think I would do anything                          of the sort. ”