Found this in my drafts: Emison endgame headcanons
* Lesbian bed death. Just absolutely no sex, ever. And on the off chance they do try, it’s completely unsatisfying for Emily and disappointing at best, for Alison.
* Emily misses Paige every moment of every day
* The kids don’t respect Emily. They treat her like shit and Alison has inside jokes with them that make fun of her.
* Alison never pitches in with any of the housework. Emily has to essentially take care of three kids. Alison leaves a mess everywhere she goes and Emily spends most of her days cleaning up after her.
* Alison can’t cook for shit either. She buys take-away and pretends it’s homemade. Emily tries to give Alison the benefit of the doubt but she knows she’s being taken for a ride.
* Emily has gotten better at figuring out Alison’s lies. For example “I have a headache” really means “I simply don’t want to have sex with you”.
* Emily finds refuge in alcohol. She starts hitting up karaoke bars with her co-workers hoping to run into Paige there, even though she knows that’s impossible
* The first words the babies ever said were ‘no’ and ‘go away’.
* Emily wishes Paige would come back to Rosewood and sweep her away on a rainbow chopper. So does Alison.
* Everyone is miserable.
* Emily tries her best but it doesn’t get her anywhere. The kids hate her and so does Alison.
* Alison doesn’t give a shit about anything. Doesn’t try at all but skates by using coercion and manipulation. Emily hates her for it.
* Emily and Alison constantly fight. They have shouting matches every night of the week. Alison never gives in and Emily gets bolder and bolder. Alison is unaffected but Emily always ends up crying and wishing she’d stuck with Paige.
* Whenever Alison gets pushed too far she threatens to get rid of the kids. They’re the only reason Emily’s staying with her and they both know it, so of course, Alison uses it as leverage against her.
* Emily has made her friends promise not to tell her where Paige is, if they know. She drunkenly calls them and asks at least twice a week.
* When she goes to sleep at night, Emily dreams of what her life would be like if she had gotten to be with Paige instead. That’s the only time she’s happy.