What is the best excuse you have heard lately?
I’ve waited all week to spit into a can. I’m secretly a deer and it’s my time to run away. The circle of evil breaks this night. Bear attack! All my self-assurance has spread at an alarming rate and I think it’s time to rein it in a bit. What? No board meeting for me; Iiiiii’ve got a date! I’m sorry, but if my dog can’t come there’s really no means for me to travel. Actually, could…









