#justplainsimon

[keikoyume]

Your champagne, madame

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🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[nevertoomanyspiders]

(Sorry i keep sending you videos)

This guy reminded me of Armand

https://youtube.com/shorts/_qNnDvcUezA?si=c-94DhlxrimLOA10

pff oh my god. that ending is great.

[divinitybeings]

Vampires or werewolves?

Now that I think abt it this was prolly abt art fight

[pocket-mobster]

1-11 & 46

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

• boba fett (star wars)

• pete dinunzio (the eltingville club)

• engineer (team fortress 2)

• pyro (team fortress 2)

• jacket (hotline miami)

• ice pick joe (goncharov)

there's probably more but that's all i can think of right now

2. lighter or matches?

lighter (id love to get around to buying one someday even if id have no real use for one)

3. do you leave the window open at night?

no my screens have been broken for Years, and im so not used to having it open that it'd feel Weird and Wrong

4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?

jinkx monsoon

5. what color are your eyes?

a mild, not-super-aggressive greenish-blue

6. why did you do that?

heavy-handed character development

7. hair-ties or scrunchies?

clippers. i would never let my hair get anywhere near long enough for either of those to be an option

8. how many water bottles are in your room right now?

4 empty, 3 of varying degrees of fullness

9. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

iced, but 95% of the time i have it hot cuz it weirdly feels easier even tho its not. like somehow id rather steam milk than just like... pour in the cold milk. tho ive been worried that pouring espresso shots directly into a glass is a bad idea, and i havent gotten around to finding out if thats true and if so what the Correct method is.

10. would you slaughter the rich?

who's askin (NOT A LEGALLY VIABLE ADMISSION OF GUILT FOR ANY PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE CRIMES THAT MAY BE CONNECTED TO ME IN SOME WAY)

11. favorite extracurricular activity?

im real fickle with hobbies, but my most consistent one is thinking about making music without actually doing it. ive been at it for about 8 years which is really long for me. the thing i actually do the most (that isnt doomscrolling) is good ol vidya. jubeat's the current favorite, but microsoft excel is a perennial classic

46. favorite holiday film?

ive never really had strong opinions on any of them, but i guess i like the nightmare before christmas more than the others? if we broaden the scope of the question to include (american) thanksgiving—since it essentially marks the beginning of the holiday season imo—then id say fantastic mr. fox on a slight technicality since it's my favorite film of all time, period

[crispywisp]

don't know if its because of the music or weird voice acting, but those ps1 game clips give off a real leisure suit larry vibe

fjkdgshsdk both the music and the voice acting definitely contribute to that vibe

(and larry’s voice kinda sounds like lupin’s in some voice lines, so- kfhdslfsjgk)

[bittergavv]

Merry Holidays, @justplainsimon!! I hope you like my gift for the #lupingiftexchange!! Whether you had a good Christmas or a not-so-great one, I wish this’ll brighten up your day a bit more <3 

(Sorry this was posted a little late, Christmas shenanigans kept me away from my laptop :v )

[jigen-daisuke]

2.

Muse speaks about the Mun - (accepting)

2. What’s the strangest/weirdest movie the mun has watched?

“Some years back, the guy stumbled upon one o’ those cheap, indie films Netflix had on its roster. It was a movie about a ninja girl tryin’ to reclaim her honor by travelling around medieval Japan with a dildo straight out of a Jackson Pollock exhibit.” 

“Long n’ short of it, she seduced the leaders of a cult, fell in love with a eunuch samurai, and sent the magic dildo rocketing off into space. Le friggin’ Fin. Wish I could say I was makin’ that up, but I ain’t.”

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

i like the fact that "if this character had been around today, it would sexualized by tumblr" is a meme, like, if a female character exists, theres gonna be porn of her. But with that being said; Father from the knd, everything about him, down to his name seems tailor made for this hell site

yeah male characters need to be relevant for people to want to fuck them