"i hate winters in naples" gonchfield, 1973

Ice Pick Joe || 26 || Butch Uranian || Mandalorian || Original posts are tagged with #ipj speaks || Mutuals DM for my dicsord

[molemorgue]

stupid wuppyog

[molemorgue]

seems like we all fuck with stupid wuppyog

[outofcontextanimash]

[monkeywiki]

what did they do

[nastyukulele]

What they had to do.

[bob-artist]

I had this Wikipedia screenshot on my desktop of the American Woodcock's page from 2023

Anyway, I went back to the page today in 2026 and

I really like that people looked at that first list and were like "it needs more"

[bob-artist]

The good news is if you just do a search for hokumpoke, it very much gives you straight up American Woodcock results. The bad news is I haven't been able to dig deeper into the big question of What Happened to Hokumpoke???

Where are the tumblr sleuths and researchers? We need youuu

[sistersorrow]

Checked the revisions, and the answer is that no sources could be found for the name that didn't cite Wikipedia so they removed it along with the name "trainanator"

[bob-artist]

Tragic. Devastating.

But also thank you for your very important service!!

[vintageeveryday]

Mugshot of a teenage girl arrested for protesting segregation, Mississippi, 1961.

[attackoftheskydancers]

Her name is Joan Trumpauer Mulholland. Her family disowned her for her activism. After her first arrest, she was tested for mental illness, because Virginia law enforcement couldn’t think of any other reason why a white Virginian girl would want to fight for civil rights. She also created the Joan Trumpauer Mullholland Foundation. Most recently, she was interviewed on Samatha Bee’s Full Frontal on February 15 for their segment on Black History Month. Don’t reduce civil rights heroes to “teenage girl”.

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[cholerascum]

"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[the0peratingsystem]

Kids, please stop putting personally identifiable info in your blog intros. Just... Don't. I just saw someone with their entire birth date in their blog. Stop that.

You might think "Ah, but who would ever want to find out my address? I'm such a small blog! I'm a literal nobody and even then, what's the worst they could do?"

But you never know when you'll have one post blow up and have someone decide to be a weird little freak about it. All it takes is one really dedicated asshole. And if you have a list of things that make you upset in your pinned post, no less, you're just giving them free ammo.

That was your internet safety PSA, courtesy of Orange.

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[vamplire]

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[pocket-mobster]

theres so many places for loud queers who like loud things. what about the queers who are just🤭 big dumb🤭poopyheads who just wanna sit in a stinky toilet🤭 drink a peepee drink🤭and talk 🤭poopily🤭 about the 🤭biggest 🤭smelly🤭butt they just read🤭

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[shaking my phone violently] everyone wake up it’s time to play blogs >:(

[rabbitkinglune777]

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

[rabbitkinglune777]

South Carolina jury finds store owner not guilty of murder in killing of Black teen | CNN

A South Carolina jury on Monday found a store owner not guilty of murder in the 2023 shooting of a Black 14-year-old.

apparently the murder happened in 2023 after doing some research but the murderer has been found not guilty.

black children get murdered and become victims of hate crimes every fucking day. this is ridiculous

[rabbitkinglune777]

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.