#justwhitepeoplethings

[stroebe2]

first raclette of the season 😍 i loveee cheeeeeeseeeee 🫕🫕🫕

[smokedefenestration]

Accidentally sped in my sisters fancy car past a highway cop just now and they literally wagged their finger out the window at me. They didn’t even pull me over lmao #justwhitepeoplethings

[paytondee]

My old roommate used to put bottled water in his brita filter

[penisballsdoublebutt]

[sustogues]

My superpower is I can tell if a dress is from old navy just by touching it

[bae-lockay]

It's this little dude's 15th birthday today! 🎉🐶👑 I'm happy for all of the years that we've gotten to spend together. ❤️ #birthdayboy #justwhitepeoplethings https://www.instagram.com/p/BuPB-jchGrk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sky6s66dnmhe

[cozy-cardassian]

So my grandma has several caregivers who occasionally give her presents

My mom just walked into my room with a carton of those good ass soft sugar cookies and said “can you eat some of these? Shantá gave these to mom and we don’t want her to think we don’t like them”

[toohighforallthat]

Got tail-slapped by a big salmon, not only did it leave a huge red mark in the shape of its tail, it also bruised me #justWhitePeopleThings 🙃😂 (at Enumclaw, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoZ-gS2FBJ1kGVQxzx-dcUbbox24Alq0HdGtyo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w14r3b60x8jd