More random writing prompts
So this will just be a general writing prompt thing, cause I really just post whatever here. Use for your interpretation. I will be just writing these as I think of them.
1. If you don’t shut up, I will find a way to slap you with a fish.
2. The moon was lovely, but it stunk like a moldy piece of gouda.
3. I said, I would like to set the building on fire. I didn’t mean with us in it!
4. Reality is like ham, severely disappointing when it comes pre-packaged.
5. I thought you liked the bread. Now I will remind of how you wasted a perfectly good loaf, every day for the rest of our lives.
6. Ever wonder what was in the ocean? Yeah, us too. I hate when I’m right.
7. It’s time to add fireworks, I want to see their face when this is set off.
8. I’m going to raid the fridge when we get kidnapped. Just so they have to go shopping for us.
9. His hair was perfect. Perfect for grabbing to drag to the ground.
10. You can’t stop me! I’m the main character!
11. What are you gonna do? Punch me? I’m imaginary ya dipshit.
12. You know what you need? A bed, 24 hours of sleep, and alcohol.
13. Aight, you need a guardian angel. For your stupidity.
14. Wait, this is Hell? Then why does it look like one of those old sitcoms?
15. I’m on fire! Literally throw me into the lake now!
16. This plan would have gone so much better, if you got the seal I requested.
17. It’s a lovely to day to eat some children. Just kidding, I only eat adults.
18. Ah, this night is perfect for murder and cannibalism!
19. Hello, I am dead.
20. If you eat that sandwich, vampires will be the least of your problems.