#kaeiryhn

[elaphaemourra]

SO! In the past, I did "Sith Warriors in the body of Jedi", so time to change it up (whilst I think of better asks). Your Jedi (either Knights or Consulars; Your choice) find themselves in the body of Sith on Dromund Kaas. What happens? :D

E x c e l l e n t. I'm doing knights bc I have More of them (fuck it, all of the jedi under the read more, i was almost gonna Not Do Consulars but then i realized how much fun it would be to have them all and then the post got Long) Here's the slides for all the Jedi tho.

Fckn, first off, Djyad would handle it POORLY. Maybe not as poorly as my other Jedi, but he would still feel like shit about it. Because he's a DARK jedi. He's steeped in the dark side, and actually got kicked off Tython by Satele personally. Because he's Awful. The only thing tying him to the Republic is Valy, because he loves her and won't ruin her life for his own, and defecting WOULD ruin her life. But things would make SENSE on Dromund Kaas for him, he wouldn't even really have to change his attitude to fit right in, and that's an issue when he's got so much love for Valy, his little tether to the Light. Although he could probably call up Revé'alle to get a 'Get Me Back Home Now' solution.

And speaking of, Revé'alle, she wouldn't do well. The Jedi code is everything to her, it's who she is and how she lives and acts because it's what she was taught was Correct Behavior. She's EXTREMELY low empathy, and generally devoid of emotions, so she is pulled towards doing the right thing because she's a Jedi and that's what Jedi DO. She's a VERY good Jedi, but she has no emotional or personal stake in it at all. Just a blueprint/script. She'd follow it. She'd continue being that perfect Jedi, and bank on the fact that Sith are too scary to question. Efforts to Return to her normal body would be concentrated and compartmentalized, and she'd spend a LOT of time in the library.

Iriz!! He's not the Knight for the continuity (Rev and Djyad share that between them), but Yeet. Iriz would actually, PROBABLY, be fine. Half his friends are Imperial, hell he and Liroh are the only ones on Blue Crew that are mostly Republic-aligned and they're both Shady Crime Kids, the other 3 people being Jeni, Mita, and Miakar. My BH, the local agent-adjacent kid, and the Wrath respectively. First thing he's doing is calling up Jeni, and then Miakar if he needs somebody with clearance to get shit for him. Iriz's friend group is Imperial. He's got NO trouble with dealing with this shit. And as a bonus, he's killed people for knowing too much before. He's a shady little shit, and if he thinks he can't get away with having done something in front of people, he'll mind trick or kill them just to keep his cover.

Kris'aeil on the other hand... not so much. She'd flip her shit. She's very like, Urgently A Jedi. And she doesn't handle Weird Force Gimmicky Shit very well. It's really not her deal. She's New so I don't actually have that much on her, but she'd Lose It for sure. Kris has got a lot of stake in her being HER, so winding up in a Sith body would be Nope Town.

Brek would also handle it... Badly. On one hand, he can pretend pretty well to be Sith, probably too well, but he's got a Very Strict (and slightly skewed) Moral Directive and there is no scenario in which he does not follow it. If he thinks someone is Too Dangerous To Live, he'll kill them. That might end poorly for him, and many of the people around him.

Jilah! She'd have... a Time. She's not keen on the Empire and she's even less so on the Sith, but she's kind of cranky in general and she might find that things make a little too much sense on Dromund Kaas. Not all of it. Not everything. But enough. She'd be calling up Liroh in an instant, getting help from him, because when in doubt: call the big brother. The big brother who's friends with the Sith and several Imperials. Get their help.

Yulua's a twat. I don't know much more about them. But she's a Twat and would probably take Way too much amusement from sowing Chaos.

Valeiena! Good bean Valy! She'd be hitting the library, trying to find a way to reverse it. Sith life isn't for her, and she's too sweet to put up the act of Being A Sith, so she'd sequester herself away into a library and holo up some Help. Likely by calling Djyad, and then Rev while Djyad Flips His Shit.

Kastr would have a Time. She doesn't need to change her attitude to fit in, she has a VERY dangerous air of 'i'm polite up until the point you piss me off', which is TRUE. She's really quite mean, and the way she works it WORKS for the Sith. She might go hunt down Kehsk to drag him into helping her fix it, bully him into helping her. Can't be that hard to find him, not a lot of Sith dress for winter in the Hot As Fuck jungle.

Kaeiryhn would either fit in So Horribly Well, or she would Fucking Die. Horrible nightmare Jedi would either find herself shielded behind the 'Sith get to kill Whoever and u do not Question Them' thing, and cause Huge Issues like that, or she would get halfway through a massacre before she got ganged up on and murdered because this fucker is hunting people openly in the streets, including other Sith, and you Can't Just Do That there is a Precedent.

[swtorcompanionsgoofin]

OH HEY.  I PROMISED TO UPLOAD KAEIRYHN, THAT JEDI THAT FCKN TRAUMATIZED MIHKAN.

HERE SHE BE.

BIG KAREN ENERGY.

[swtorcompanionsgoofin]

ALSO. THAT PIC OF MIHKAN. THAT SCAR ON HIS SIDE/LOWER BACK

DUDE GOT HIS SHIT WRECKED BY A JEDI.

She has big Karen energy (so i named her Kaeiryhn) and is Awful it's Great.

[elaphaemourra]

It is time for the ask of all asks: Kaeiryhn vs generic Karen. Who wins. . . the Battle of the Karen?

Bold of u to assume they would not team up to compound the powers of evil.

However.

In a Battle of the Karens.

Hmmm.

Generic Karen deals fckn psychic damage out the ass, just, so much, but Kaeiryhn has a Lightsaber and Combat Training.

No one would come out unscathed, but only one would emerge still alive, and I'm inclined to believe that's Kaeiryhn. Both would demand to speak to your manager, but where a Karen would proceed to refocus their attention on the manager and Complain, Kaeiryhn would take that opportunity to murder you as an example, then refocus and perhaps murder the manager as well. And if Karen pulled that 'give me your superior' on KAEIRYHN, we would automatically be down a Karen.

The Council Does Not Get To Hear Bad Reviews.

Bad reviews of Kaeiryhn are fielded through the Kaeiryhn, and are never delivered. The complainers are also, generally, Not Seen Again. At the very least, they no longer care to file a complaint. Their brains are Fear.

If Mihkan's any indicator, and he is, Kaeiryhn's got no problem using psychological warfare on civilians. And if you Fear Her, then Clearly You Know You Deserve Her Retribution. And she deliberately does not take into account the fact that she uses PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE to CREATE FEAR. Which OOF. BIG OOF.

Kaeiryhn would win. She would suffer Psychic Damage from the ambient Eugh of a Karen, but the Karen would not survive.

[swtorcompanionsgoofin]

catch me out here having the realization that i Immediately forgot how to spell Skaia’s name and, in fact, there is a *t* in there, his name is Vitas’kai’anaf, not Visas, and I’m like.

Son of a bitch fjdklajfkda.

This is what i get for not checking jfdkljalkfj.  Chiss names, i s2g i can’t spell them properly for like the first 2 weeks, and then I’ve got it.

Bc that’s how long it took me to figure out how tf to spell Corin and Godiva’s names, even tho I MADE THEIR NAMES UP MYSELF.  IT WAS ME.  I MADE THAT UP.  WHY DOES IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT JFKLDA.

Znilc’ori’nivar and Lorig’odiv’aliar.

I also had a similar problem with Kaeiryhn lmfaldjfk.  But that’s just on my fckn ‘i’m gonna put an h in here Somewhere’ and then dicking around with it for a while lol.