SM Trainees Meeting after hearing about Yukhei(Lucas)
Jungwoo: *opens a 50 page powerpoint and puts on his glasses* Ok. So it has been brought to my attention that a fellow trickass bitch of ours is now officially a part of Smrookies as well as a part of SR17B meaning that once again, we are being neglected, our rights are being abused, thrown to the side, crumbled, torn apart, eaten, pounded, smashed-
Kun: wait. shouldn’t we be happy for yukhei?
Jungwoo: *snaps his head towards Kun* listen. i don’t think you fully understand you forgotten-ass hoe but luke has betrayed us all, especially me since I’ve been here longer than all of ur pathetic asses but we will not stand by this and start a rebellion. Now let me continue on with my powerpoint, as I was saying I-
Kaicheng: dude don’t u understand that if he’s been shown as a a part of sr17b, that probably means we’ll be next and be able to escape the basement?
Jungwoo: Ok first of all, who tf are you? second of all, i’m the smart, talented, gorgeous, stunning, amazing one here so stfu and stop interrupting me. So I think that we should-
Hansol: You know, he does have a point there. Like next month you could be introduced jungwoo.
Jungwoo: isTG, THE NEXT PERSON WHO TRIES ME WILL GET AN ASS BEATING & WEEKLY RATIONS TAKEN AWAY UNDERSTAND? I WILL GOBBLE UP ALL OF UR FOOD IF U INTERRUPT ME ONE MORE TIME SO SHUTUP. Now-
Jaemin: hey guys? is this the meeting about lucas? sorry I'm late i-
Jungwoo: *shrieks like a pterodactyl & throws his 1997 chunky-ass computer on the ground*
Hansol/Kun/Kaicheng: *roll eyes* here we go again
Jungwoo: wHAT TF ARE U EVEN DOING HERE, THIS IS A SECRET MEETING WITH ONLY SPECIAL INVITATIONS SO GET UR PRIVILEGED BITCHASS OUTTA HERE, U UNKNOWN PEANUTBUTTERJAMIN ASS HOE.
Jaemin: whoa chill man, i’m in the same boat as you guys bc sm has me on bed-rest for like 2 yrs and idk when i’ll be able to join nct again.
Jungwoo: *laughs like an evil woman* sO U RLLY WANNA TEST ME WITH THAT 14 YR OLD BULLSHIT THATS BIGGER THAN ALL OF THE LIES SM HAS CREATED?????
Hansol to other trainees: so u guys wanna go out for some coffee or somethin?
Jungwoo: *takes a deep breath* i’m only gonna say this once, but get ur ass out of here before I call the cops & have u arrested for breaking in & trespassing.
Jaemin: isn’t that the same thing? & also i’m a part of sm too lol so u can’t really-
Jungwoo: *throws over a table and runs up to Jaemin* I’M. THE. ONLY. CRAZY. BITCH. HERE. SO. GET. THE. FUCC. OUT. BEFORE. U. GET. SMACKED. THE. FUCC. INTO. A. COMA. U CHIPMUNKLOOKIN ASS.
Yukhei: whatsup guys! i heard we’re havin a meeting or somethin, idk that’s what ten told me haha, but what’s new?
Jungwoo: *screeches like an old woman who’s found that her plants have all died and stomping on the ground to the instrumental of firetruck*