You don't want to! You've had thiss thing fur three days meow, but procrastination's a halibut fur you by meow. Hopefurry salmon whale remind you to do the work befur the deadline.
==> Kaiva: DO YOUR WORK
No!
==> Internet: Be down.
That's a thing that can be done easily.
==> Kaiva: Do the work.
You notice the internet's all out, and you have nofin to do.
Nofin but that blasted assignment, that is. You glance at it and then stare. " the definitions of a slip stitch, running stitch, blanket stitch, pad stitch, darning stitch, buttonhole stitch, and chain stitch. " ? Goddamn you sew all the time but you don't name your stitches as you use them! The only furmiliar thing there is the blanket stitch!
Slip stich: An easy stitch used to close an outside seam, such as repairing a tear or closing a stuffed animal.
(You kmeow thiss one! It's also called the ladder stitch. SO USEFUL.)
Always hide the knot and remember to turn in the raw edges, or else it'll look sloppy!
Running stitch: It's your basic back-and-furth stitch! It's also useful fur longer distances, and stuffed animals-as long as it isn't a highstress area, that's where you use backstitching!
(Wow thiss is one of the furst things you figured out. Also reminds you of how much you hate backstitching.)
Blanket stitch: It's mainly fur reinfurcing thick materials at the edge!
(Ah, whip-stitch. Not too hard to keep straight.)
It's a furry loopy stitch, at times. You should always remember that with floss and felt, it can be pretty decorative!
Pad stitch: Stitches sewn perpendicular to the previous stitch fur reinfurccement?
(Okay, I've nefur heard of thiss. How droll.)
Darning stitch: Used to mend torn clothes.
(0o0 !!! OKAY WHAT NO WHAT THAT IS INSANE! ...I need to learn more aboat it later...it does seem useful.)
Ah, it's rows of running-stitches. Shrimple. Ish.
Buttonhole stitch: Used on buttonhole to prevent unraveling and reinfurce such a high-wear area.
(My <> and I call this a satin stitch but we may just be seal-ly fishes.)
Similar to the blanket-stitch, but reely close together.
Chain stitch: An embroidery stitch used to outline various designs and basically "draw" on the fabric.
(Thiss looks purretty but I reely don't want to try it out. 0~0 )
OH GOD I JUST LEARNED THERE'S A BACKSTITCH FORM OF THIS STITCH I WHALE NEFUR TRY IT EFUR.
While youre lurking about the forest you come upon a manticore who denys you a high five, or just Endie, a fellow student. Although this turning into a monster business has you a bit freaked out you still must find more students, so you and Endie head into the forest.
While you search you come across a very large, very threatening fish. Since you cant speak you just have Endie talk to the giant tentacley fish thats fly-swimming in its own little bubble. This confuses you but whatever. After Endie talks to it you discover its Kavia, not a huge enemy you will most definitely die fighting. With Kavia is Sherry, you all join up. You name yourself KSED, so that you dont have to say everyones names.
Still lost and shelterless You all head towards a small cave in a clearing that Endie says is safe. After you reach the cave you all begin to act a little more like your monster selfs, youre not sure if thats a good thing. A giant three headed dog apporaches you, it knows who you are. After a few insults you figure out its your roommate, Fig. Man you wish you could talk, it would make life so much easier. After you integrate her into the group You all form the ultimate aliance, The KFEDS. You agree that you 5 will stuck together, through thick and thin. You have formed the AFA's first club.
After you head outside you go looking for firewood Yuuta, a Ghost who appears to be a student joins the group. He cant really do much besides talk but you like him. Hes a good guy, you go back to looking for firewood.
You find the single best thing in the world, catnip, since youre a cat, with wings and a devil tail. You have never experienced a more awesome sensation. Youre hooked, you cant stop rolling in it. Endie sees you and is intreigued. She doesnt know what its like. When she walks over she sniffs it. Boom, the catnip envelops our leader taking her to a magical far away place. But she has more control of herself, a bit embarrassed she gets up and begins collecting firewood. But you are way too into it. No you cant pull away, but you can hear the others yelling at you to pull away. You even hear Fig threatening you in some way or another, but they are innefective, the catnip is far too amazing.
Something unexpected happens. Kavia picks you up and yells at you. This is terrifying because shes about 10 times your size and vaguely reminds you of your mother. Plus she has some huge sharp teeth. After she puts you down you go into the cave with some bedding, laying out the moss so you have a comfortable place to sleep. You can hear everyone talking about how to light the fire. You let out a huge sigh which also lets out a bit of fire with it. This causes you to leap into the air in alarm. The upside of you almost pissing yourself, you can light the fire now.
Later Endie rounds up you, Kavia and Yuuta to go get some supplies. You make a plan to go to a trash heap in hope of finding something useful, then going to the river to look for some fish, then to a place with some fallen trees you can use for firewood.
After you get to the trash heap you find a blanket! Quite a score you think to yourself. Yuuta spots a shadow off in the distance heading towards you, hes not sure what it is so he keeps his mouth shut while you look for more supplies. Endie finds an old backpack and you find a only slightly broken cat toy when Yuuta decides its big enough to tell the group.
The little group waits and watches as a small dragon approaches. You let out a little bit of a flame to signify you want to fight. Unfortunately Endie has other plans, she orders you to run as fast as you can. You reluctantly run away. About halfway back Kavia gives in to her monster/motherly instincts. She attacks, with a sigh Endie lets you loose onto the Dragon.
Finally, you get to fight. Ever since you became a monster you have been itching to beat something up. You climb up a tree and jump on top of Kavia and spew fire all over the beast. In retaliation it attacks you with something youre not expecting, lightning shoots from its maw at you. Although it misses youre a bit stunned by the fact you are being attacked by a lightning dragon. You wish you could fly. Wait, dont you have wings? You do.
You take off, enjoying being airborn you breath fire at the dragon as Endie attacks its legs and Kavia is just beating the shit out of it. You dive at its face latching onto its upper and bottom lip, Firing the biggest fireball you can into its throat, it screams and wraps its tongue around you, hitting you with lightning as well. Before it pulls you into its mouth you stab its tongue with your tail. it releases you as you fall to the ground, you lose consciousness.
You are awakened by Endie saying we need to run very very fast, mammas on the way. But on the bright side we killed the dragon. When you reach the cave you see Yuuta trying to make a barricade at the enterance, because hes a ghost, he hasnt really done much. The KFEDS wait in dread of mamma finding them... To be continued.
You have absolutely no problume following this abstract thought, as the minions are efurrywhere.
==> Kaiva: WATCH OUT!
You fail to watch out, due to your ponderings on the owner of the two familiars. As a direct result from this a minion claws right along a rib, in the process cutting up your beloved black cashmere sweater.
Damn, you liked that sweater.
==> Avenge your sweater!
You angrily twist around to stab that minion with a pin, but you realize you have none left! In a fit of pique, you swing your bag with all your might, and the critter goes flying.
As it lands, you hear a thud and some expletives as well as some unknown Freshman yell, "I've HAD IT with these GODDAMNED FLYING IMPS!".
Whoops.
==>
You decide to set up post with your back to the Freshman Elites, and protect them from any minions trying to attack them while they fight the big cat.
==> Kaiva: Find your bag and your three fighting buddies. You slip the messanger bag ofur your shoulder, hoist your weighted bag for close-range combat, and ready some paralasis-inducing throwing pins. Time to find Sharperagon, Magnus, and Aurora! ==> Kaiva: Attempt to whale on the minions. Your attempt is an overwhelming success. A trail of blugeoned and paralized minions trail behind you like a reely gross and long wedding train. You head towards where the freshman Elites are weakening the huge cat.
