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axe-wielding bara son getting grounded because he tought one of dad's dildos was a sturdy sheath for his dagger and got it utterly ruined in a fight against the undead hordes
"son how many times must i tell you you cannot win wars with horse cock"
"ALRIGHT, MEN, TONIGHT WE DINE IN H--" "oh no you don't son it is our family board game night don't you even think about not being back by 7" "DAD PLEASE" "we made croutons. CROUTONS! do you know how hard it is for your father and I to create a homemade recipe for croutons when neither of us have opposable thumbs"
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"HONEY WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE SWEATERVEST WE GOT YOUR FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT WAS A LOVELY SWEATERVEST, YOUR FATHER AND I PICKED IT OUT AMONGST A VERITABLE FOREST OF LOVELY SWEATERS" "DAD I CANNOT WEAR A SWEATERVEST ON A RAID IT IS NOT COOL" "WE THINK YOU ARE ALWAYS COOL, SON" "DAD NO"
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS
now I can't get this image out of my head of your axe-wielding bara son about to lead his hearty band of bara men into some foray of sorts and he's giving a rousing speech and then this bunny lopes out of the bushes with a paper bag and squeaks "DEAR YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH" and axe-wielding bara is like DAAAAD NOT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS YOU ARE EMBARASSING ME
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kakkobaran replied to your post “i just want you all to know that jack and i are now very proud fathers...”
can you imagine your axe-wielding bara discovering that he has two dads, what reaction he'd have to that, I'm sure it would make a lovely addition to the family album, you absolutely MUST take a picture
tbh i'm more curious about his reaction to the fact that his dads are a giant bunny and a parakeet
what on earth have I missed in my fuzzy vision-ness what is this 'shitposting' I hear speak of
looks at toujirou
kakkobaran replied to your post:Gimme a list of some well-known children’s books/...
up on pop, caps for sale, Lady in the Alligator Purse, Curious George, Madeleine, Green Eggs and Ham, Shel Silverstein poetry
Thankye.
Also, for context, my brother hatched an idea wherein we read children's books / stories / poems with a combination of patronizing narration from him and guttural growling from me. We're looking for material.
