Domesticity meme;; Gabriel & Kali
big spoon/little spoon: Kali’s the big spoon, Gabriel’s the little spoon. It’s not a big matter of pride with Gabriel, because she’s got a hundred wandering hands and he’s good with being on the receiving end.
favorite non-sexual activity: Traveling. They go everywhere, attend religious festivals, make fun of national monuments, whisper to each other about the historical inaccuracies in tours.
who uses all the hot water: Kali. Gabriel doesn’t argue, though, because a lot of the time, she invites him to join her.
most trivial thing they fight over: Hair products.
who does most of the cleaning: Gabriel, surprisingly. Neither of them care much for neatness, but Gabriel has a sense of organized chaos that demands a little bit of organizing.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Gabriel, duh.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Kali. Fire goddess means sensitivity to temperature.
who steals the blankets: Gabriel.
who leaves their stuff around: Both.
who remembers to buy the milk: Kali.
who remembers anniversaries: Gabriel.
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who cooks normally?: Gabriel. Even if they can both summon up food with a single snap, sometimes Gabriel likes to show off for his girl.
how often do they fight?: Not very. They’re surprisingly compatible, given their chaotic natures.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Sext.
nicknames for each other?: She calls him Silvertongue, he calls her Hot Stuff.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They like to dine-and-dash.
who steals the covers at night?: Gabriel.
what would they get each other for gifts?: She usually chooses something silly and impractical, something that she would normally hate, because she knows he likes that kind of thing. He usually chooses something beautiful or deadly, or both, — mostly exotic pets and plants — or something sacred to her and her followers. There’s the occasional exchange of severed limbs.
who kissed who first?: Kali kissed Gabriel first, of course.
who made the first move?: Gabriel. Attractive, temperamental goddess of destruction? Totally his thing.
who remembers things?: Kali remembers things more accurately. Gabriel likes to gloss over the parts that put him in a bad light, and the parts where he made a mistake. Kali takes care to put him in his place.
who started the relationship?: Their initial courtship was nothing more than a couple casual fucks. After Elysian Fields, when next they met, Gabriel had to win her back, and that was when they became a solid item.
who cusses more?: Gabriel.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Healing, then revenge. Passionate, creative revenge.
