ORON "MITCH" OROZCO for @kalissimsblog Christian's BC challenge!
Name: Oron but human's know him as Mitch.
Species: Alien
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Gay
Age: 26 in human years // 75 in alien.
Aspiration: Academic
Traits: Kleptomaniac // Self Assured // Music Lover
Not a fan of kids thanks to his family pressure against his sexuality.
His father and grand father are pollination technicians.
He generally just wants to be left alone to enjoy his music or a good book.
Once his family found out about his lover, they sent him on a "quest" of sorts. He's not allowed to come back to his homeworld til he carries on the family business of pollination. Which he has no intention of doing.
All around trouble maker. Even when he doesn't mean to be. His blunt honest nature does him no justice.
Sarcasm is a second language.
Bowling is a favorite past time and was one of the first human things he learned to do.
Right, so yeah....hi. *sighs* Fuck it. I was going to sugar coat all this but there's no point and frankly, I don't have the energy to entertain the idea. So here goes.
Hi. My names Oron, or Mitch if you prefer, and I'm an alien. Damn, I really need to install that x-files sound board, would have been perfect... OH! right. Anyway, yeah I'm an alien and while that might come as a surprise to you, trust me I have no intention of "phoning home" *rolls eyes*.
I'm not super great with your human customs on this matter, but I happened to see your screen roll looking for a mate. It's such a queer thing to me that you creatures go to such lengths for mates, but it seems to be effective. Anyway, I seen your smile and thought to myself 'Now that's a smile I would like to see as we blow up some shit in the desert with a couple of cold ones.'
Maybe if you're lucky I'd even take you to the stars. But fear not, you'd never meet my family. Bonus perk! I'm the black sheep. The outcast. The banished. The forgotten. And I'm sure a lot of other horrible names my mother has muttered by now. See, my family is a lineage of pollination technicians. Pretty sweet little gig. One problem though. When your only son turns out to be gay and doesn't want to carry on the family traditions he gets the boot. To another galaxy no less! Ahhhhh, who needs em. I much prefer this planet anyway.
Anyway, enough about that nonsense. I've been here for a few years now and never had a human turned my head, til I seen your smile. I hope I get to meet you Christian. And if not, well, fuck you too then.
*casually blows a kiss with a wink as he flips off the camera*
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