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[kamari333]

Rarepair New Year 2026 Approaches!

Although the website was a bit rushed (i could stand to tweek a few things), it is up and running and you can see it on Neocities:

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You can check the site out for details!

And if you wanna help with the website, moderating, or volunteer prizes, let me know.

[kamari333]

The Kam has decided that The Kam needs a little more munny in its life. Taking care of pets be expensive.

You can find a sale on Kofi right now.

I only keep one slot open at a time so I can give my best for your buck. They open after I'm done with the last one uwu.

[kamari333]

I recently opened Paypal comms, but I just typed out my prices and dumped them out. But I realized that isn't ideal for advertising art commissions. So.

I'm Opening up Art Commissions!

And if you prefer it, I have my comms on Ko-Fi open as well!

[kamari333]

Happy AO3 Anniversary to Kam <3

I wanna post a chapter today but I don't have one ready yet. Fingers crossed the holiday spirit gives me a boost XD

[kamari333]

So... what if I went to the Undertale Wiki and ripped every namable NPC I could find down to figure out what they would be like in Underlust? Staying as canon-compliant as possible?

Call this AU of an AU [Underlust3r] (get it? because it's, like, canon-compliant Underlust, but more in it, and thought of by me, Kamari333, so it's 3'er or 3r. UnderLust3r! I think I am funny. And also bad at names.)

I have written about:

[the Ruins] & [Snowdin] & [Waterfall] & [Hotland (1)]

The MTT Resort is an intermediary location between Hotland proper and the CORE. It is largely treated as an extension of Hotland. The MTT Resort area has the following associated Characters:

Vendors: Bratty; Catty; Burgerpants;

Undertale Overworld NPCs: Diamond Receptionist; Hand Receptionist; Sad Dragon; Shambling Mass; Business Manticore; MTT Resort Janitor; Fish Receptionist; Snowdrake's Father; Charles; Oni; Ficus Licker

Underlust Canon OCs: Mettaton's Abusers

(underlust canon-typical trigger warnings apply; mentions of fictional S.A. below the cut)

Underlust3r MTT RESORT (Hotland (2))

In Undertale, Mettaton's "MTT Resort" is a prominent location associated with Hotland. It consists of a Restaraunt, a Hotel, and a Fast Food Vendor (worked by Burgerpants).

In Underlust3r, I think it would be Mettaton's main studio where he films his Quiz show (instead of the restaurant), with a huge Library (instead of a Fast Food Vendor), and small private reading rooms that are converted to Hotel rooms in a pinch.

Underlust Tonton values and yearns to share knowledge, not necessarily for fame (and especially not for attention after his assault). While I think he would reluctantly use his resources for public good under extenuating circumstances, I think he would largely be trying to cultivate education and literacy. His Library may even double as a bookstore and movie rental service solely as a means of income (and I lowkey suspect Tonton is salty that he makes so much money that way).

Mettaton of course deserves his own post given how prominently he features in Underlust Canon, but I wanted to establish some context for these Underlust3r changes.

Vendors

Bratty and Catty

Bratty is an Alligator monster and Catty is an Alley Cat monster. They canonically dumpster dive and sell any "really good garbage" they can find.

In Underlust3r, this is largely the same, except they often scrounge up old human porno magazines, sex toys (which they only consider 'good' if they can clean them -- Alphys lectured them for several hours about that), and leftover food from the Cooking Show specials. They used to take candid photos of Mettaton to auction off, but they stopped doing that. No they aren't telling you why, piss off. Wanna hear how many burgers that librarian can fit in his butt? It's, like, more than the movie shows~

Burgerpants

Burgerpants as an Underlust character is mentioned in a few disparate tumblr posts:

January 20th, 2017 <https://www.tumblr.com/nsfwshamecave/156133593751/whats-burgerpants-like-in-underlust> where it's revealed he wants to be a porn star but only got one gig in a food fetish film where he stuck burgers in his pants.

January 20th, 2017 <https://www.tumblr.com/nsfwshamecave/156138729581/burgerpants-how-many-burgers-can-you-fit-up-your> where it is revealed he stuck 37 burgers up his ass and would not recommend it to anyone else.

January 20th 2017 <https://www.tumblr.com/nsfwshamecave/156134846426/so-if-bp-got-into-weird-ass-food-porn-and-ncg> where it's canonized that BP and Nicecream Guy will collab on weird food porn together.

I think in Underlust3r, Burgerpants is a librarian in Mettaton's Library since he can't get any jobs in porn and he needs a steady job to pay the bills. He thinks Mettaton is squandering his resources and good looks doing boring Quiz Shows when he could be staging amazing pornos. He thinks Mettaton is a bit of a prude and resents his exacting standards for his library. But... Mettaton is also an amazing boss who never requires overtime, pays for vacation AND sick days, and doesn't ask for anything outside of the job description.

Burgerpants wishes he would ask for something outside of the job description.

(I really wanna go more into my HC's about BP and Tonton's relationship but that is its own essay so I need to stop here.)

Other Overworld NPCs

Diamond Receptionist :: This is the pink and blue triangle-shape-combination monster that will greet you in the Resort in Undertale. In Underlust3r, I think they would still greet you, but warn you that the Resort is kind of boring. After all, it's mostly just (1) seating for the live viewing of the Quiz Show, and (2) a big library.

Hand Receptionist :: In Undertale, this monster explains how the elevator to the capital is not working and claims that rooms are running at a special rate. In Underlust3r, they explain that the elevators are busted, so Mettaton has converted some of the private reading rooms into hotel rooms. Kids stay free, and adults run 10g a night, but there is a 200g deposit for cleaning fees for adults. Their nails are long, except for the middle and ring finger nails which are filed down.

Sad Dragon :: In Undertale, this monster can't go home to the capital, so they stay at the MTT Resort. In Underlust3r, this is also true, but they are clearly more upset they won't be home in time for their anniversary dinner. (And anniversary sex.)

Shambling Mass :: This is the black thing with one eye and red bowtie, which expresses their emotions about Undertale events. In Underlust3r, they are still vocally emotional. "As a slime, I am frustrated. As a slime, I am aroused. As a slime, I am disappointed."

Business Manticore :: In Undertale, this monster comments on the state of the elevator in the MTT Resort (among other things they can explain). They can be seen with their luggage next to them, suggesting that they were prepared to leave before it stopped working. In Underlust3r, I think this would largely be the same. Their briefcase definitely has a few sex toys in it though. They are a part of the Royal Harem assigned in New Home. They explain things like how the Royal Harem is a public service to make sure everyone can have safe consensual sex with a willing partner, since LUST makes abstinance a health hazard, and that they really need to get back to work soon.

MTT Resort Janitor :: This is the monster cleaning their own slime out of the hallway in Undertale. In Underlust3r, they complain about what a mess everyone else is, and how proud they are not to be. They don't seem to realize they keep dripping on the floor too (theirs just isn't sex fluid).

Fish Receptionist :: In Undertale, this monster tells you the requirements to eat at the MTT Resort. In Underlust3r, they tell you the requirements (and code of conduct) to watch the Quiz Show live. They probably sound like they think the code of conduct is excessively restrictive.

Snowdrake's Father :: In Undertale, he says his son ran away after his mother passed away, that he is "a terrible fathah" and wants to have a better relationship with his son. In Underlust3r, he does standup comedy in between Mettaton's showtimes. He misses his sick wife. Since Snowdrake (probably) doesn't exist, he laments that he always wanted to be a father, even though he doesn't think he'd be good at it.

Charles :: A mole-in-a-hard-hat who works in the CORE. They love their job even if it isn't sexy. They always watch Mettaton's Quiz show live since they get free tickets as part of their job's perks. Even if the show isn't very sexy, Mettaton still is!

Oni :: In Undertale, this red oni is sick and tired of all the puzzles underground. In Underlust3r, he's still sick and tired of all the puzzles, but what really bothers him is all the exhibitionism. He respects Mettaton for being the one performer who doesn't add gratuitous sex appeal in every performance.

Ficus Licker :: In Undertale, this monster forgot to make a reservation and licks a ficus so it looks like it knows what it's doing. In Underlust3r, I like to think they show up to the live Quiz Show on accident thinking it was going to be a sexy burlesque show, and is too embarrassed to leave so he just sits to watch anyway.

METTATON'S ABUSERS

The two monsters that rape Mettaton after his initial debut are only featured in Papyton Comic Post #2 (Feb 6, 2016), #9 (Mar 16, 2016), #10 (Mar 23, 2016), and #11 (Apr 3, 2016).

They are drawn indistinct with minimal features, each one only showing one eye (on mirroring sides, with one having a left eye and the other a right eye), a mouth, and a distinctly lithe human-shape-like body. In posts #9-#11, they are depicted all in black with white linework, and red eyes with black irises and a white pupil. It is notable that they are shown to both bleed and cry in Red. (in post #2, they are depicted with dark grey instead of black, which makes them stand out more against the darker backgrounds of those memory shots.)

These monsters are, more likely than not, OCs made to serve the narrative purpose of abusers, as they don't strictly match any one other kind of canon monsters.

I've considered a couple ideas for what kind of monsters they might be in matching lore. The one I think holds the most water is the Shambling Mass like the one seen in the MTT Resort. Perhaps they are more muscular and defined Shambling Masses due to higher LUST? The color pallets match! And the proportions match. It is easy to imagine that higher levels of LT might make their shape more human-like and defined.

[kamari333]

So... what if I went to the Undertale Wiki and ripped every namable NPC I could find down to figure out what they would be like in Underlust? Staying as canon-compliant as possible?

Call this AU of an AU [Underlust3r] (get it? because it's, like, canon-compliant Underlust, but more in it, and thought of by me, Kamari333, so it's 3'er or 3r. UnderLust3r! I think I am funny. And also bad at names.)

If you haven't seen it, I already did a little post about the [Underlust3r Ruins] (Edit: also [Snowdin] & [Hotland (1)] & [MTT Resort (Hotland 2)]) And since someone asked about it, I'll now do...

Underlust3r Waterfall

Waterfall is visually mentioned in Papyton Comic Post #9 wherein Papyrus and Mettaton lounge and talk among the Echo Flowers. The iconography indicates little is changed about the Echo Flowers (and therefore the environment of Waterfall) from Undertale Canon.

The list of Waterfall residents are as follows: Undyne, Napstablook, Aaron, Woshua, Moldsmal, Moldbygg, Shyren, Mad Dummy, Gerson, Echo Flower Explainer, "Loren", Ferry, Onionsan, Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap, Snails, Temmie, Bob, Ragel, Elder Puzzler, and Clam Girl.

(I categorize Mettaton as a Hotland resident.) (I am not counting goner characters like goner kid.)

There is more relevant canon about Undyne and Napstablook which makes them deserving of their own analysis posts imho. The 'Mice' (referring to the squeaking mice which are mentioned in connection to the many mouse holes and cheese throughout the Underground), are first encountered in Snowdin, so I would prefer talking about them in that post.

The only other Waterfall character I can find any even remotely canon mention of is a single shitpost doodle during an art stream of Temmie, where she is depicted as a pole dancer earning money for collage.

[character-by-character detail under the cut]

Aaron is a musclehead. His design and personality are probably not all that different, except that he is a little more aggressive with his flirting and a little too handsy.

Woshua is even more aggressive about keeping clean, and gets cranky at the mention of watersports. Instead of a toy duck on the platform in its water basin, it has a suction cup dildo. It is constantly trying to keep everyone clean even in the middle of the act. (And it is apparently very popular for it.) I have interpreted Woshua's pixel art as being a large machine or bathtub with a bobble head and clawed feet. So I think it would be very interesting if Woshua was, like the ghosts, ineligible for the LUST injections due to its body being more mechanical than biological in nature, and its dildo attachment was a change made to keep customers occupied while it cleaned.

The Moldsmal and Moldbygg in waterfall are not only more numerous (their population swelling with the migration of the ones from the Ruins), but also more aggressive and grabby. Tentacle-monster-hentai grabby.

I can see Shyren as a shy yet very talented courtisan, in the sense that she performs music beautifully but is too shy to do the sexwork. She likely only does glory holes, but nobody minds.

Mad Dummy is a cranky ass angry stoner. Hates everything so much and accuses you of being horrible to the Training Dummy.

When Mad Dummy becomes Mad MewMew, she is still pissed off because, even though she doesnt actually feel attraction or have a libido, she wants to join Undyne in doing the sex too. And while she loves her body for herself, she doesn't think it will have any use or appeal for anyone else and it makes her so frustrated! (She gets so excited when she finds out about how popular Cat Girls are!!)

Gerson sells good food and medical supplies (for aftercare) at his shop. He's the local GILF and he knows it. He might be retired from the Harem, but he can still swing if he wants to! A real Swinger in his hayday! XD He probably wears different clothes: maybe something with an open V-neck and a popped collar? or maybe one of those brightly colored suits with the poofy front piece? or maybe poofy dresshirt with a cape?

The "Echo Flower Explainer" is likely much the same, but instead of saying that explaining the Echo Flower is their purpose, I think it would be their 'fetish'.

"Loren" is the monster that usually asks if you can "eat" or "kill" a star. I think their line in Underlust3r would be: "What's a star? Can you touch it? Can you taste it? Can you fuck it? ... Are you a star?"

The "Ferry" monster is the monster that pays you 3G to transport the player across the Waterfall map, specifically from a room before the Crystal room to a room after the Wishing Room. This is activated by stepping on its face. Given that it thanks the player for stepping on its face and pays the player 3G for the privilege, this monster would likely be unchanged in function, but be a little more obviously kinky about the whole thing. The price of face-stepping would go up to 5G though.

Onionsan is normally a character that is awkward and lonely yet optimistic. I think that would translate to a lot of overt and clumsy attempts at solicitation: "I'm so lonely here. If only there was someone to help with that. The water is so cold, what could we do to warm up?" I think Onionsan would ramble wistfully about a whirlwind romance and mention how they long for a fairytale happy ending.

The "Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap" probably does not exist (?): its iconography in canon suggests it is a young duck, and I think the difficulty having kids would mean this little guy doesn't get born. If we were to assume that the Little Bird does still exist (miraculously), there would likely be even more emphasis on how much they are cherished by the community (especially by Undyne).

There are 4 "Snails". Snail 4 (a seemingly regular eatable snail) would likely remain unchanged. Snail 1 (a long nosed snail that makes a lot of wordplay referencing the longness of his nose) might make some kind of big dick joke, maybe one about how size absolutely matters.

'Snail 2' is actually a green guy who bought the shell off Snail 3. I think in Underlust3r, instead of buying the shell to be a new home, he would have bought it as a new sex toy. Snail 3 would be counting its money either way.

I think (Tem Shop) Temmie is at least 21 in this AU, and works as a pole dancer/stripper for extra college money at least part time. They wear a yellow bikini with cyan hearts on it. I don't think this negates her role as a vendor in Temmie Village, though: I think if the player spends enough at her shop to put her through college, Temmie will get to quite stripping/dancing to pursue their business dreams with more success (and get away from all the big sweaty muscles of her usual clients -coughAaroncough-). I like to think she runs a successful clothing store. It is worth noting that, to remain true to the surviving canon, Shop Temmie's hair is brown. I think it would be cool if this was a botched bleaching job that she likes even better than the intended blond color.

The other Temmies are probably also strippers. I like to think they all specialize in some sort of kinky clothing fetish.

Hoi I'm Temmie! -- in a sexy dom leather outfit.

Hoi I'm Temmie! -- in a schoolgirl outfit.

Hoi I'm Temmie! -- in a sexy maid uniform.

Hi. I'm Bob. -- in a drag king three piece suit.

The mushroom dance guy, Ragel, does its little mushroom dance. Still, if the player has sex with anyone, it says the player sinned by having sex before marriage. (Why not have an allegory for religious conservatism regarding sex in the sex AU?) And if they DON'T, it wonders when the player is going to get married and start a family. He sheds a lot of spores but they never propagate.

The "Elder Puzzler" in Undertale canon resents that kids today don't appreciate puzzles. The "Elder Puzzler in Underlust3r resents that there are hardly any kids to show puzzles to, and that the adults only care for puzzles that let them wank in the end. Not that he minds a good kinky puzzle, but not all puzzles need wank!

Clam Girl is probably very happy to brag about how her neighbor in the city has a kid, given how rare and precious those are nowadays.

(Thank you for reading this far, and if you liked it, let me know what region or character you would wanna hear me go off about next!)

[kamari333]

So... what if I went to the Undertale Wiki and ripped every namable NPC I could find down to figure out what they would be like in Underlust? Staying as canon-compliant as possible?

Call this AU of an AU [Underlust3r] (get it? because its, like, canon-compliant Underlust, but more in it, and thought of by me, Kamari333, so its 3'er or 3r. UnderLust3r! I think I am funny. And also bad at names.)

Let's start with...

the UnderLust3r RUINS:

In Undertale Canon, the Ruins have a handful of battle NPCs, Toriel, Napstablook, and Flowey. Underlust canon already talks about Toriel, Napstablook , and Rosie, so I would prefer they got their own posts to go more in depth.

As for the others:

The Dummy would probably only be different inasmuch as it might be a different cloth color. Ghost monsters are not affected by LUST because they lack a corporeal form. (I have headcanons about why that is and the mechanism behind it but it is Canon that ghosts are unaffected). If anything, Dummy may be skittish or shy, and be hiding somewhere to avoid unwanted attention.

The Froggit, Whimsun, Loox, Vegetoid, Migosp, Moldsmal, Final Froggit, Whimsalot, Astigmatism, Parsnik, Moldessa, and Migospel, are either not in the Ruins anymore or minimally affected.

Underlust Napstablook mentions in page 8 of the comic Frisk debuts in that they and their cousin are "the only ones", (which I assume means the only ones unaffected by LUST) and that Frisk should stay in the Ruins for their safety. I think this means the denizens left in the Ruins are few and far between, and any of them remaining are minimally affected by LUST (which likely reduces the scent they give off).

I think Final Froggit, Loox, Migosp, Whimsalot, Astigmatism, and Migospel have left the Ruins to live elsewhere, likely Snowdin.

I think the Whimsun, Vegetoid, Paranik, Moldsmal, Moldessa, and Froggit are mostly unfazed because of my Headcanon regarding what LUST is:

I think LUST is a soul trait related to Perseverance which specifically links the soul to the mechanism of, and encourages the person to engage in, biological propagation. This specific strain of LUST is from a Human (canonically) and therefore skews towards sexual reproduction in the manner of humans. That's why it puts monsters in a constant state of heat: because it's the "human go have sex" enzyme and doesnt have a proper off button.

(I think it must also be a button for developing secondary sex characteristics, since it canonically gives Toriel, Undyne, and Alphys tits they don't normally have.)

Many of the monsters in the Ruins are poorly suited to respond to that: Molds and Plants aren't really made to engage that way at all. Further, Froggit and Whimsum are passive creatures and are unlikely to initiate an engagement themselves.

I do think that the Whimsum, if they are moth creatures as the wiki suggests, would shed a lot of pheromones, and the Froggits would make many more mating calls. They might also, as a design change, develop visible tits or dick, or otherwise change in a way to emphasize sex characteristics.

As for the Spiders that sell their baked goods in the ruins, I think they sell pot brownies along with their donuts and cider.

If you liked this, let me know what character or region you wanna hear me go off about next <3

Edit for link to other posts: [Snowdin] [Waterfall] [Hotland (1)] [MTT Resort (Hotand 2)]

[kamari333]

HAPPY DAY

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