New Year New Pinned Post \o/ Let's see how i let you know what I'm about this time!
Hi! My name is Kamari and i tell stories sometimes! I've been an enthusiastic member of the UTMV community since 2017.
Stuff I've done under the cut:
For a more detailed explainer, check out my 2025 Fic Recap which was also mirrored on Bluesky.
My very first Undertale Fanfic, my magnum opus, was Resonance, which I would love to see comments on if you read it. (Please read the tags and be responsible: i did a lot of experimenting so it covers a wide range of tropes, both fluffy and dead dove, which may not be for everyone).
My longest fic as of now is Burlesque, which I have a great fondness for. It features a polyamorous sanscest relationship involving Underlust, Dancetale, and Underfell interpretations. It is part of a series with plenty of other fun cross-AU ships <3
My most ambitious project is @dr33mtal3 , an AU of my own (which takes some obvious inspiration from a certain original story tangentially related to the fandom). I'm still in the midsts of fleshing it out, but you can find a good bit on the sideblog as well as read what I have published of the Fic Series I made the AU for.
(There are a lot of fics on my AO3 by now.)
If you are an UTMV fan who uses AO3 as much as I do, you might find my Site Skin Ideas for UTMV Readers useful <3
I also made a post about how UTMV Tags work on AO3 cuz I love them
Sometimes I do Comms, and when I do its either through Paypal or Ko-Fi.
So... what if I went to the Undertale Wiki and ripped every namable NPC I could find down to figure out what they would be like in Underlust? Staying as canon-compliant as possible?
Call this AU of an AU [Underlust3r] (get it? because it's, like, canon-compliant Underlust, but more in it, and thought of by me, Kamari333, so it's 3'er or 3r. UnderLust3r! I think I am funny. And also bad at names.)
The MTT Resort is an intermediary location between Hotland proper and the CORE. It is largely treated as an extension of Hotland. The MTT Resort area has the following associated Characters:
Vendors: Bratty; Catty; Burgerpants;
Undertale Overworld NPCs: Diamond Receptionist; Hand Receptionist; Sad Dragon; Shambling Mass; Business Manticore; MTT Resort Janitor; Fish Receptionist; Snowdrake's Father; Charles; Oni; Ficus Licker
Underlust Canon OCs: Mettaton's Abusers
(underlust canon-typical trigger warnings apply; mentions of fictional S.A. below the cut)
Underlust3r MTT RESORT (Hotland (2))
In Undertale, Mettaton's "MTT Resort" is a prominent location associated with Hotland. It consists of a Restaraunt, a Hotel, and a Fast Food Vendor (worked by Burgerpants).
In Underlust3r, I think it would be Mettaton's main studio where he films his Quiz show (instead of the restaurant), with a huge Library (instead of a Fast Food Vendor), and small private reading rooms that are converted to Hotel rooms in a pinch.
Underlust Tonton values and yearns to share knowledge, not necessarily for fame (and especially not for attention after his assault). While I think he would reluctantly use his resources for public good under extenuating circumstances, I think he would largely be trying to cultivate education and literacy. His Library may even double as a bookstore and movie rental service solely as a means of income (and I lowkey suspect Tonton is salty that he makes so much money that way).
Mettaton of course deserves his own post given how prominently he features in Underlust Canon, but I wanted to establish some context for these Underlust3r changes.
Vendors
Bratty and Catty
Bratty is an Alligator monster and Catty is an Alley Cat monster. They canonically dumpster dive and sell any "really good garbage" they can find.
In Underlust3r, this is largely the same, except they often scrounge up old human porno magazines, sex toys (which they only consider 'good' if they can clean them -- Alphys lectured them for several hours about that), and leftover food from the Cooking Show specials. They used to take candid photos of Mettaton to auction off, but they stopped doing that. No they aren't telling you why, piss off. Wanna hear how many burgers that librarian can fit in his butt? It's, like, more than the movie shows~
Burgerpants
Burgerpants as an Underlust character is mentioned in a few disparate tumblr posts:
January 20th, 2017 <https://www.tumblr.com/nsfwshamecave/156133593751/whats-burgerpants-like-in-underlust> where it's revealed he wants to be a porn star but only got one gig in a food fetish film where he stuck burgers in his pants.
January 20th, 2017 <https://www.tumblr.com/nsfwshamecave/156138729581/burgerpants-how-many-burgers-can-you-fit-up-your> where it is revealed he stuck 37 burgers up his ass and would not recommend it to anyone else.
January 20th 2017 <https://www.tumblr.com/nsfwshamecave/156134846426/so-if-bp-got-into-weird-ass-food-porn-and-ncg> where it's canonized that BP and Nicecream Guy will collab on weird food porn together.
I think in Underlust3r, Burgerpants is a librarian in Mettaton's Library since he can't get any jobs in porn and he needs a steady job to pay the bills. He thinks Mettaton is squandering his resources and good looks doing boring Quiz Shows when he could be staging amazing pornos. He thinks Mettaton is a bit of a prude and resents his exacting standards for his library. But... Mettaton is also an amazing boss who never requires overtime, pays for vacation AND sick days, and doesn't ask for anything outside of the job description.
Burgerpants wishes he would ask for something outside of the job description.
(I really wanna go more into my HC's about BP and Tonton's relationship but that is its own essay so I need to stop here.)
Other Overworld NPCs
Diamond Receptionist :: This is the pink and blue triangle-shape-combination monster that will greet you in the Resort in Undertale. In Underlust3r, I think they would still greet you, but warn you that the Resort is kind of boring. After all, it's mostly just (1) seating for the live viewing of the Quiz Show, and (2) a big library.
Hand Receptionist :: In Undertale, this monster explains how the elevator to the capital is not working and claims that rooms are running at a special rate. In Underlust3r, they explain that the elevators are busted, so Mettaton has converted some of the private reading rooms into hotel rooms. Kids stay free, and adults run 10g a night, but there is a 200g deposit for cleaning fees for adults. Their nails are long, except for the middle and ring finger nails which are filed down.
Sad Dragon :: In Undertale, this monster can't go home to the capital, so they stay at the MTT Resort. In Underlust3r, this is also true, but they are clearly more upset they won't be home in time for their anniversary dinner. (And anniversary sex.)
Shambling Mass :: This is the black thing with one eye and red bowtie, which expresses their emotions about Undertale events. In Underlust3r, they are still vocally emotional. "As a slime, I am frustrated. As a slime, I am aroused. As a slime, I am disappointed."
Business Manticore :: In Undertale, this monster comments on the state of the elevator in the MTT Resort (among other things they can explain). They can be seen with their luggage next to them, suggesting that they were prepared to leave before it stopped working. In Underlust3r, I think this would largely be the same. Their briefcase definitely has a few sex toys in it though. They are a part of the Royal Harem assigned in New Home. They explain things like how the Royal Harem is a public service to make sure everyone can have safe consensual sex with a willing partner, since LUST makes abstinance a health hazard, and that they really need to get back to work soon.
MTT Resort Janitor :: This is the monster cleaning their own slime out of the hallway in Undertale. In Underlust3r, they complain about what a mess everyone else is, and how proud they are not to be. They don't seem to realize they keep dripping on the floor too (theirs just isn't sex fluid).
Fish Receptionist :: In Undertale, this monster tells you the requirements to eat at the MTT Resort. In Underlust3r, they tell you the requirements (and code of conduct) to watch the Quiz Show live. They probably sound like they think the code of conduct is excessively restrictive.
Snowdrake's Father :: In Undertale, he says his son ran away after his mother passed away, that he is "a terrible fathah" and wants to have a better relationship with his son. In Underlust3r, he does standup comedy in between Mettaton's showtimes. He misses his sick wife. Since Snowdrake (probably) doesn't exist, he laments that he always wanted to be a father, even though he doesn't think he'd be good at it.
Charles :: A mole-in-a-hard-hat who works in the CORE. They love their job even if it isn't sexy. They always watch Mettaton's Quiz show live since they get free tickets as part of their job's perks. Even if the show isn't very sexy, Mettaton still is!
Oni :: In Undertale, this red oni is sick and tired of all the puzzles underground. In Underlust3r, he's still sick and tired of all the puzzles, but what really bothers him is all the exhibitionism. He respects Mettaton for being the one performer who doesn't add gratuitous sex appeal in every performance.
Ficus Licker :: In Undertale, this monster forgot to make a reservation and licks a ficus so it looks like it knows what it's doing. In Underlust3r, I like to think they show up to the live Quiz Show on accident thinking it was going to be a sexy burlesque show, and is too embarrassed to leave so he just sits to watch anyway.
METTATON'S ABUSERS
The two monsters that rape Mettaton after his initial debut are only featured in Papyton Comic Post #2 (Feb 6, 2016), #9 (Mar 16, 2016), #10 (Mar 23, 2016), and #11 (Apr 3, 2016).
They are drawn indistinct with minimal features, each one only showing one eye (on mirroring sides, with one having a left eye and the other a right eye), a mouth, and a distinctly lithe human-shape-like body. In posts #9-#11, they are depicted all in black with white linework, and red eyes with black irises and a white pupil. It is notable that they are shown to both bleed and cry in Red. (in post #2, they are depicted with dark grey instead of black, which makes them stand out more against the darker backgrounds of those memory shots.)
These monsters are, more likely than not, OCs made to serve the narrative purpose of abusers, as they don't strictly match any one other kind of canon monsters.
I've considered a couple ideas for what kind of monsters they might be in matching lore. The one I think holds the most water is the Shambling Mass like the one seen in the MTT Resort. Perhaps they are more muscular and defined Shambling Masses due to higher LUST? The color pallets match! And the proportions match. It is easy to imagine that higher levels of LT might make their shape more human-like and defined.
So... what if I went to the Undertale Wiki and ripped every namable NPC I could find down to figure out what they would be like in Underlust? Staying as canon-compliant as possible?
Call this AU of an AU [Underlust3r] (get it? because it's, like, canon-compliant Underlust, but more in it, and thought of by me, Kamari333, so it's 3'er or 3r. UnderLust3r! I think I am funny. And also bad at names.)
This post is (obviously) part of a series! Up to this point, I have written about:
If you wanna check other stuff I've done about this, check out the #Underlust3r tag I use for this <3
Underlust3r Hotland (1)
Hotland is a Hot Mess if the little hit of worldbuilding we got about Underlust is anything to go by. It's denizens are loud, aggressively forward, and some of them are even violent.
That being said, I don't actually see everyone in Hotland being horrible. I think there is just a higher concentration of horny aggression as you get to more populated areas, and that they are more likely to lose their minds thanks to the excess temperature. This is why the Royal Harem spends a lot of its time and resources trying to manage Hotland. Even so, I think these are the characters that are most likely in a narrative setting to struggle with their LUST.
The two main characters from Hotland that we get significant canon material about are Alphys and Mettaton, so I would want to do separate posts about them.
The battle NPCs in Hotland are: Vulkin; Tsunderplane; Pyrope; So Sorry; Royal Guard 1; Royal Guard 2; Muffet.
The Vendors in Hotland (besides Sans and his hotdog stand) are: Bratty and Catty; Burgerpants; but they are both tied to the MTT Resort, so they won't be mentioned here. I'll talk about them in the next post that covers what should be the MTT Resort.
The other NPCs in the Hotland Overworld include: Clam Guy; Business Dude; Fire Coffee; Fox Head; Fuku Fire; Skateboard Girl; Heats Flamesman; Hot Dog Harpy; Hot Dog Vulkin; Scared Donut Guy; Diamond Boys 1 & 2; Dress Lion.
Battle NPCs
Vulkin mistakenly believes its lava can heal people. In Underlust3r, it mistakenly believes everyone is into temperature play and watersports. It also thinks its lava counts as watersports.
Tsunderplane in Underlust3r is largely the same, except with the added flavor of being a domme that likes to run over its subs (although it is careful not to entirely crush them... unless they're into that).
Pyrope in Underlust3r is definitely the master of shibari. It wants to tie you up so badly. It also has a sweat fetish, and loves temperature play too (the hotter the better).
So Sorry was added as an enemy in 2018, around or after Underlust's original canon was discontinued. One interpretation you could make from this is that So Sorry does not exist in Underlust3r. That being said, I like to think So Sorry is in Underlust3r, and that they are an artist that draws fetish art. He's very excited to take commissions , but is not very confident in himself since he is self conscious about all the hardcore BDSM and noncon fetish art he draws (although a lot of it is by commission). If it thinks it missed a tag or warning it apologizes endlessly for the inconvenience.
Royal Guard 1 (RG01) is a rabbit monster in full plate armor. I think the armor stays on during and he is still incredibly gay for RG02.
Royal Guard 2 (RG02) is a dragon monster in full plate armor. I think the helmet and boots stay on during, but the chestplate comes off for his boyfriend (RG01).
I think these two specialize in poly and orgy services, alway doing their duty in the Royal Harem together.
Muffet in Underlust3r is freshly turned 18 and has just been given LUST. She's still a little bit wild, riding the high of her new condition and sexuality. She is still flat in the chest compared to most monsters that develop tits, but she has developed curves in the hips and butt. When she isn't stripped down to her thigh highs and skimpy black outfit, she wears lolita clothes to signify she wants her space and isn't in the mood. She sells not only baked goods but also pinup photos of herself. Her OnlyFans equivalent has photos and videos of her doing sexy silk/ribbon dances (although she can also pole-dance when that's more convenient)
Overworld NPCs
Clam Guy :: This is the clam-headed monster that hangs out by the first Hotland water cooler. He talks about how he came to Hotland from Waterfall specifically to get a drink. In Underlust3r, he comes to Hotland for the same reason (just sluttily).
Business Dude is canonically a Dragon in a blue 3-piece suit. In Underlust3r, i like to think he would still wear a suit (for kink reasons). Although his pants may be assless chaps. He watches Mettaton for the news, and appreciates how he can rely on him to know when he has to go to work or not. He thinks it would be more popular with some additional CGI, maybe of sexy dancers.
Fire Coffee is a black wisp or black fire monster holding a drink with a straw. In Undertale, he talks about how Mettaton has 2-3 dozen fans (in a positive light). In Underlust3r, I think he would talk about how Mettaton has only 2-3 real fans, which is a shame since his show is actually really good. (despite the lack of bouncy tits)
Fox Head :: This monster speaks in dialogue ending with a question or a question mark. They are Business Dude and Fire Coffee's co-worker. In Underlust3r, they are still frustrated because neither of their coworkers wants to go to work -- after all, it's glory hole day?
Fuku Fire :: The green fire monster who usually wears a japanese schoolgirl outfit. She normally talks about loitering. In Underlust3r, she probably doesn't exist. If she does exist, she wears a schoolboy uniform instead (to deter anyone looking for jailbait). She talks about how she can't wait to grow up so she can loiter wherever she wants.
Skateboard Girl :: The purple monster in a schoolgirl uniform. In Underlust3r, she probably doesn't exist. If she does exist, she wears a boy's school uniform (with the long pants). She complains that there aren't enough kids her age to become friends with, and how it feels like there is no point going to such an empty school.
Heats Flamesman :: A small, flame monster. He largely doesn't change in Underlust3r, being an NPC that wants to be remembered by name. (Hearing his name is a kink to him.) He wears a black thong.
Hot Dog Harpy :: This monster is seen near Sans's illegal Hot Dog stand. In Undertale, she comments on the fact that he has not cleaned the snow off of the roof of his Hot Dog stand, and deems it a result of his laziness. In Underlust3r, I think she would joke about how his stall is the only place in Hotland to enjoy cold temperature play (although she still thinks it's a lazy way to go about it).
Hot Dog Vulkin :: This Vulkin can be seen near Sans's illegal Hot Dog stand. It expresses joy over having obtained a Hot Dog. In Underlust3r, I think it would be a little freak (affectionate) who enjoys putting hotdogs in its top way too much.
Scared Donut Guy :: In Undertale, this monster was scammed by Muffet into spending all of his money on her pastries. In Underlust3r, I think he would still get scammed by Muffet: he wishes he had bought more of her pastries than he did, because he really only needed one of her pinup photos and now he is out of donuts.
Diamond Boys 1&2 :: In Undertale, these two monsters show up after solving the 3rd Floor's north puzzle. They're fans of Mettaton. In Underlust3r, I think they probably don't exist.
Dress Lion is the Lion-looking Monster that, in Undertale, starts out wearing pants and then changes to wear Mettaton's performance Dress. In Underlust3r, I think they would start out already wearing a dress, out and proud of their crossdressing. They are secretly a fan of Mettaton, and believe in hair-bow/bowtie solidarity. I like to think in a 'pacifist' run, Dress Lion would be gifted a ribbon from Mettaton, reinforcing Bow-lover solidarity.
I recently opened Paypal comms, but I just typed out my prices and dumped them out. But I realized that isn't ideal for advertising art commissions. So.
I'm Opening up Art Commissions!
And if you prefer it, I have my comms on Ko-Fi open as well!
I am opening Art Comms! I use Paypal to process these comms, and here is how I itemize for the price:
"Shapes" (the initial sketch): This is the base price, although it doesn't look all that impressive by itself.
$10 for 1x character (and can be up to 5 characters)
OR
$20 for a character study (which includes 3-5 poses -- can be all the same character or multiple characters).
NOTE: Character studies may have multiple characters, but these characters largely may not overlap or interact with each other. No "touching" to complicate the composition and structure.
If you buy the $10/character, then you can ask for "touching" or overlapping poses and composition.
ALSO NOTE: Character studies have a standard canvas size of 2400px wide by 1350px tall (2400x1350). You can ask for double this (4800x2700) if you want a higher resolution image. For Per-Character projects, please discuss the canvas size in advance.
On top of the base price, you would usually also add Linework and/or Rendering:
For Linework ::
+$10 for Rough Linework
"Roughs" are imprecise and generally uniform-ish in width (except where manually adjusted). Depending on the brush used, it may be solid or semi-translucent, giving a softer, more sketchy effect.
+15 for Polished Linework
Polished Linework is always solid (with different brushes offering varying edges, from soft to hard), and varies greatly in width for silhouette and depth.
For Rendering ::
+$5 for flat color
This also comes with the possibility of cell shading
+$15 for complex color, patterns, or prints
This is for if you want that gradient shading, any texturing (like a glow, the shine on metal or certain fabrics, discoloration or staining, etc), patterns (like plaid or camo), or prints (like on novelty shirts, jacket patches, or made with embroidery, etc). Some detailing just looks better without being lined first, and that extra effort matters
If you want to have color without a visible line, you will instead want the "Lineless" Bundle instead of having a Line + Render:: +$35 for lineless
In addition, I also append a small 10% processing fee to select items. If there is an upgraded or bundled version of an item, it has a processing fee.
In summary:
$10 for 1 guy
or $20 for a character study (+10% so $22)
+$10 for rough linework
or +$15 for polished linework (+10% so $16.50)
+$5 for flat color
or +$15 for complex color, patterns, or prints (+10% so $16.50)
Hello! I come from ao3, may I ask if you're still writing your pet human fic??👉🏻👈🏻
Technically yes! It Could Be Worse is still on my list of "fics I am in the process of updating".
But, to temper your expectations, I should be transparent: ICBW is a little low on my priorities right now, so the next update might be a while.
On top of recovering from a great personal loss, my writing spoons in general have become scarce, and I haven't been able to do the fics that I set up as next in my queue. I still have to finish the half-written next chapter of Burlesque, and also do the now-late easter event fic from the Aint this a Lamia series.
ICBW is currently vying for the position after that with a couple other projects (Mobside, HEL, and Poignance being among them).
Its realistic to expect a wait for ICBW, but i'm in this fandom for the long haul and I don't like leaving perfectly good stories unfinished. So it will, eventually, get an update.
(altho now that i look at the last update date, maybe i should bump it up a bit to the second slot -- ATAL is already passed the easter post time anyway... hmmm....)
maybe ICBW is in slot 2 -- i just need to finish this goddamn burlesque chapter that is taking forever to chisel out. -headdesk- i want out of writer burnout please i have too many stories waiting for meeeeeeee ;-;