#kano headkanons

[fromthewifecage]

Can we get some fluffy Kano headcannons ❤️❤️

YES! Yes of course you can, because Kano deserves love too!Thank you very much, hope you like. If not, don’t hurt me (too much, a gentle beating is fine).(I have the 2nd Kuai Liang post coming, it needs much more work so it’s a bit delayed, sorry! And the Bi-Han piece will follow that. Life gets in the way and those two are more complex to write.)

Fluffywuffy Kano headkanons (with some added smut)

You’re his comfort blanket, his teddy bear, someone he can tell his secrets to and be sad, and get cuddles and kisses in return. He loves it if he can hold you in his arms, you stroking his back or running your fingers through his thick chest hair, listening to his woes, with you just listening to him whilst he spills his guts and gets everything out. His parents didn’t care, never listened to him, and everyone sees him as a cruel black-hearted bastard, so when he met you and you took your time to get him to open up and pour out his soul, he knew he’d finally found his special person.

You know that t-shirt Dean Winchester wears that has a bear on it with a ‘I WUV HUGS’ t-shirt? Kano is that bear. He WUVS HUGS. He’s the best hugger EVER. He’ll wrap you in his majestically muscled arms and hold you close, eyes closed and his chin resting on the top of your head, just enjoy holding you and feeling all warm and secure. He’s not doing it to get into your underwear, (though if you’re up for it he’s never going to turn down sex), he’s doing it because HE WUVS HUGS. But don’t tell anyone, actually do, he doesn’t care what other people think.

When he’s out on a mission, he’ll always bring you back a souvenir. He’ll joke that this time it’ll be someone’s heart but the only heart he wants is yours, so he’ll bring back a knife or gun he got by winning an arm wrestle, or a ring he prised off a corpse cos he thought you’d look nice wearing it. When you thank him and smile because he really was thinking of you, he’ll laugh and tell you he’s done it because he knows he’ll get sex in return. Really though, he thinks of you often. But he also wants sex, because he always wants sex.

Kano is your personal cheerleader. He’s easy to talk to and never judges anything you’ve done, past or present (unless it’s joining Special Forces), so you can tell him anything and he’ll give you an opinion heavily weighted in your favour. You wish you’d finished a course/education? You’ll find a letter inviting you to return, fees waived (Kano’s paid them/paid off the debt). You want to learn a skill? Oh look, what a coincidence, someone Kano knows has an opening just for you. You don’t think you can stand up and make that speech? Kano is front row with the biggest grin.

“Over 50 and still a ripper”. Yup, he suuuuure is! So yes, he’s a very active man, he keeps himself in absolutely tiptop condition too defend himself and to take what he wants. He’ll love it if you train with him, and if you can’t keep up/are unable to train then you can sit on his back when he’s doing sit ups, or wrap yourself around him when he’s doing pull ups. It’s likely you’ll both end up naked at this point.

He considers you to be utterly beautiful, no matter what your own opinion on yourself is. Think you have a wobbly tummy? He’ll make sure he spends time praising and kissing it. Hate a scar? he’ll point to his own and tell you how fucking sexy his own scars are, and yours are just as sexy. You’ll end up getting into a scar/mark comparison just like in Jaws between Quint (another sexy bit of rough) and Hooper. He’ll probably start singing too. Just no shark. Well, unless he ever takes you back to Australia.

                                   A bit NSFW after the cut!

As expected, Kano loves to fuck. He’s a big burly hairy man, both in stature and in the trouser department. He’s proud of his dick and will be even prouder if you show it attention. If he’s busy or seems distracted all you have to do is sink to your knees before him and you have his full attention. He absolutely loves you sucking his cock and will be putty in your hands (mouth) if you take your time. He really loves it when you deepthroat him, but if you can’t then he’s not disappointed. He’ll reluctantly shave (he once tried getting a back sack and crack wax. He’s not allowed back after shocking the beauty therapist with his swearing at the pain) so you can suck his balls too, and if you slip a lubed finger or two into his ass he’ll think he’s died and gone to heaven.

He’ll happily return the favour, especially after waking up if you can both spend a lazy morning/afternoon in bed together. He loves hearing you enthusiastically enjoy it when he goes down on you, your whimpers will go straight to his cock and whenever you ask (or beg, he loves it when you beg), he’ll fuck you right into the mattress. He’s a loud and proud lover and he wants you to enjoy yourself too, so will pout if you don’t voice your enthusiasm. If you’re at your place then he’ll be even louder, just to piss off your neighbours. Even if it’s freezing outside (and his Fight Club is in Russia so if you are too, it’s more than likely to be freezing outside) he’ll want the window open so people can hear you fucking, and if you think your bed has moved closer to the wall then you’re probably right, he likes to have the frame slam against the wall with every thrust inside you.

He might be a ruthless mercenary, capable of killing enemies with his bare hands, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings. He’s not The Terminator. At the start of your relationship he’ll keep most of his emotions closed off, but the longer you spend together and the more you share, the he’ll share of himself. He’ll tell you about his godawful parents, how awful his childhood was and how his heart grew cold. he’ll also tell you that you’re one of the few good things he really has, and that he might seem like an unlikable shit, but he’s your unlikable shit.