#kano headcanons

[ivy-loves-chocolate]

Do you have any NSFW headcanons for Kano from Mortal Kombat?

Of course! It would’ve been a crime if I didn’t have something dirty for this himbo. 😭 I hope you like these, and as always, your feedback is appreciated. 🥰

Kano doesn’t know the concept of “gentle sex”. Everything with him is rushed, dirty and so depraved. 

That doesn’t mean it’s not enjoyable tho. Having little to no interest in romantic intercourse means more quickies and more sex on the spot. 

He’s the type of man to drag you, out of the blue, into the nearest room and pound inside you like a horny animal. He’s going to grab your arm and squeeze it firmly, without any consideration for whatever you were doing in the moment. 

You can gauge the strength of the urge by the firmness of his grip. 

He likes it when you do it to him too. Moreover, he likes it when, after every meeting, when everyone leaves, you push him on the chair and climb on top of him. He loves how you squeeze his biceps or chest as you rub your cunt over his bulge and whisper dirty things in his ear. 

Kano has a secret weakness for dominating, strong women. Sure, he gets an erection when he gets to toss you around like a ragdoll, but his cock will throb much more painfully you put him in his place and make him beg to fuck you. 

He's a fan of rough, aggressive sex, preferring it when his partner grabs his hair and forces him to his knees. The pain only heightens his pleasure.

Kano has a particular fascination with piercings, both giving and receiving them. He loves the feeling of the cold metal sliding through sensitive skin.

Kano's Cybernetic Heart is a secret pleasure spot that drives him crazy, especially when you grab it during sex. He loves the feeling of strong hands gripping the metallic implant, the pressure sending jolts of pleasure straight to his groin.

Besides the metallic heart, he also loves it when you choke him. In the heat of passion, Kano will guide your hands to his neck, squeezing your fingers and urging you to close them around his neck, obstructing his airflow. He'll moan deeply, his hips bucking forward involuntarily as the sensation overwhelms him. The more rough and dominant his partner is, the more Kano loses himself in the moment, surrendering completely to their touch.

Kano doesn’t have a specific body type. As long as you share his depraved fantasies and the same insatiable sex drive, he’ll treat you like royalty, after he abuses your cunt for hours. 

He loves to take you from behind, he can see his thick cock disappearing inside your eager, swollen cunt. He loves to bury himself to the hilt, to pound inside you relentlessly, his hips slapping against your ass as he claims you over and over again. He not only chases his pleasure, but he is after your sweet, desperate sounds. He’ll shift the position, he’ll change the rhythm and pace and he won’t stop until your throat gets so dry from screaming his name. After that, he’d be completely overwhelmed when your cunt works out every last drop out of him. 

Amidst his chaotic passion, Kano's teeth sink into various parts of your flesh, leaving no doubt that you belong to him. He squeezes and bites, ensuring that the marks he leaves are visible and prominent, a clear sign to all Black Dragon members that you are his possession.

As Kano pounds into your cunt from behind, his fingers tangle in your hair, gripping tightly. He yanks your head back, forcing you to arch your back in an uncomfortable angle. Still, that doesn’t seem to distract you in any way. The sharp sting of hair pulling only adds to your pleasure, blending in with the overwhelming sensation of being filled up to the brim. Kano's other hand reaches around to grip your hip, holding you in place as he thrusts into you, his pace growing increasingly erratic and desperate. He wants to mark you inside and out, to leave no part of you untouched by his possession.

If you have any other requests, my inbox is open! I kinda missed writing for MK fandom 😭

[pinkkunt-imagines]

[4] 10 Things I Hate About You [10]

[1st] [2nd] [3rd] [4th]

4. Joking about sensitive things and then accusing me of “not being able to take a joke”.

Another late-night Black Dragon meeting was being hosted at [Name]’s house. You would THINK that the members would be considerate of the fact that they were in someone else's house; who, just so happened to be their leader’s girl; and, knowing that sane person had work in the morning, but no. They were loud and rowdy, as fucking usual.

[Name] wobbled out of her room, after being awoken by the yelling and horseplay going on. Even though her vision was still hazy from rubbing the sleep from her eyes, she could still see the mess that her home had become. Crushed beer cans littered about, along with a few broken lamps. She rolled her eyes, feeling way too tired to deal with it.

She glared at them, “Do you guys think you could lower it down a bit? I’m trying to sleep.”

The room seemed to stand still at that moment. All conversations and actions had stopped. Everyone’s gaze fixated on [Name]. And then came in that thick Australian accent.

“How about ya’ make ya self useful, and go in the kitchen to fix me and the boys up some sandwiches?”

Kano laughed, and his underlings followed. Embarrassed and disrespected, that's how she felt. Of course, he’d be so misogynistic in front of them.

Anger filling her, she picked up a crushed beer can and threw it straight at his head.

“I’m not your damn maid! Do it yourself, asshole!”

[Name] stormed back into her room, slamming the door behind her.

“Oi, love! It was just a joke!” He laughed again, turning back to his colleagues.

“Fuckin’ women, am I right?”

[chadillacboseman]

Could we please get some movie Kano hc's please? 🥺👉👈 yes I'm shame 🙈

NO SHAME!! Josh Lawson could GET IT.

🔪 Kano is a dick, but it hides a deeply insecure man, as we see at the dinner table scene. Gotta tell this man that the scar is sexy numerous times because he feels flawed.

🔪 His love language is gentle ribbing- passing little benign insults back and forth with you. To an outsider, it looks mean, but it's like flirting for the two of you.

🔪 Kano can cook- nothing gourmet or fancy, but he can sear a steak to perfection and the man minces garlic like a pro.

NSFW UNDER THE CUT~

🔥 Rough and verbal sex is Kano's way- think of him saying "you fuckin beauty" when he rips Reptile's heart out. He's gonna say shit like that to you while you're riding him.

🔥 K N I F E P L A Y 🔪🔪 He won't hurt you, but he gets off on holding a big bowie knife to your neck and watching you get soaked.

🔥 He likes you to be loud- someone overhearing just means everyone knows he's getting laid.

🔥 He has definitely fucked you on Raiden's throne.

[outworldgay]

Hi! Would you possibly be able to do 15. Hands, for Kano? Thanks~

15. Hands

Kano, despite his less than preferable hygiene habits, takes immense pride in his hands. He displays an almost effortless deftness with how he handles his knives. He doesn't fear his blade as he casually tosses his knives in the air, catching them with a confidence you don't feel he's earned. If he catches you watching his movements he'll even put on a show, juggling 3, maybe even 5 knives at a time and if you're really lucky, the act won't end with one thrown into your chest.

No one truly knows where Kano acquired that level of finesse with his hands, but the showmanship behind it reveals a glimpse of the amateur thespian he could have been had he not turned to a life of crime. The movements, reminiscent of slight-of-hand magic, would have been at home on a busy street with foot traffic, or even a stage. Despite a talent most would call squandered, Kano feels right at home where he is now; using these skills to stay ahead of his enemies, making far more money than he ever would trying to do something honest.

[fromthewifecage]

Can we get some fluffy Kano headcannons ❤️❤️

YES! Yes of course you can, because Kano deserves love too!Thank you very much, hope you like. If not, don’t hurt me (too much, a gentle beating is fine).(I have the 2nd Kuai Liang post coming, it needs much more work so it’s a bit delayed, sorry! And the Bi-Han piece will follow that. Life gets in the way and those two are more complex to write.)

Fluffywuffy Kano headkanons (with some added smut)

You’re his comfort blanket, his teddy bear, someone he can tell his secrets to and be sad, and get cuddles and kisses in return. He loves it if he can hold you in his arms, you stroking his back or running your fingers through his thick chest hair, listening to his woes, with you just listening to him whilst he spills his guts and gets everything out. His parents didn’t care, never listened to him, and everyone sees him as a cruel black-hearted bastard, so when he met you and you took your time to get him to open up and pour out his soul, he knew he’d finally found his special person.

You know that t-shirt Dean Winchester wears that has a bear on it with a ‘I WUV HUGS’ t-shirt? Kano is that bear. He WUVS HUGS. He’s the best hugger EVER. He’ll wrap you in his majestically muscled arms and hold you close, eyes closed and his chin resting on the top of your head, just enjoy holding you and feeling all warm and secure. He’s not doing it to get into your underwear, (though if you’re up for it he’s never going to turn down sex), he’s doing it because HE WUVS HUGS. But don’t tell anyone, actually do, he doesn’t care what other people think.

When he’s out on a mission, he’ll always bring you back a souvenir. He’ll joke that this time it’ll be someone’s heart but the only heart he wants is yours, so he’ll bring back a knife or gun he got by winning an arm wrestle, or a ring he prised off a corpse cos he thought you’d look nice wearing it. When you thank him and smile because he really was thinking of you, he’ll laugh and tell you he’s done it because he knows he’ll get sex in return. Really though, he thinks of you often. But he also wants sex, because he always wants sex.

Kano is your personal cheerleader. He’s easy to talk to and never judges anything you’ve done, past or present (unless it’s joining Special Forces), so you can tell him anything and he’ll give you an opinion heavily weighted in your favour. You wish you’d finished a course/education? You’ll find a letter inviting you to return, fees waived (Kano’s paid them/paid off the debt). You want to learn a skill? Oh look, what a coincidence, someone Kano knows has an opening just for you. You don’t think you can stand up and make that speech? Kano is front row with the biggest grin.

“Over 50 and still a ripper”. Yup, he suuuuure is! So yes, he’s a very active man, he keeps himself in absolutely tiptop condition too defend himself and to take what he wants. He’ll love it if you train with him, and if you can’t keep up/are unable to train then you can sit on his back when he’s doing sit ups, or wrap yourself around him when he’s doing pull ups. It’s likely you’ll both end up naked at this point.

He considers you to be utterly beautiful, no matter what your own opinion on yourself is. Think you have a wobbly tummy? He’ll make sure he spends time praising and kissing it. Hate a scar? he’ll point to his own and tell you how fucking sexy his own scars are, and yours are just as sexy. You’ll end up getting into a scar/mark comparison just like in Jaws between Quint (another sexy bit of rough) and Hooper. He’ll probably start singing too. Just no shark. Well, unless he ever takes you back to Australia.

                                   A bit NSFW after the cut!

As expected, Kano loves to fuck. He’s a big burly hairy man, both in stature and in the trouser department. He’s proud of his dick and will be even prouder if you show it attention. If he’s busy or seems distracted all you have to do is sink to your knees before him and you have his full attention. He absolutely loves you sucking his cock and will be putty in your hands (mouth) if you take your time. He really loves it when you deepthroat him, but if you can’t then he’s not disappointed. He’ll reluctantly shave (he once tried getting a back sack and crack wax. He’s not allowed back after shocking the beauty therapist with his swearing at the pain) so you can suck his balls too, and if you slip a lubed finger or two into his ass he’ll think he’s died and gone to heaven.

He’ll happily return the favour, especially after waking up if you can both spend a lazy morning/afternoon in bed together. He loves hearing you enthusiastically enjoy it when he goes down on you, your whimpers will go straight to his cock and whenever you ask (or beg, he loves it when you beg), he’ll fuck you right into the mattress. He’s a loud and proud lover and he wants you to enjoy yourself too, so will pout if you don’t voice your enthusiasm. If you’re at your place then he’ll be even louder, just to piss off your neighbours. Even if it’s freezing outside (and his Fight Club is in Russia so if you are too, it’s more than likely to be freezing outside) he’ll want the window open so people can hear you fucking, and if you think your bed has moved closer to the wall then you’re probably right, he likes to have the frame slam against the wall with every thrust inside you.

He might be a ruthless mercenary, capable of killing enemies with his bare hands, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings. He’s not The Terminator. At the start of your relationship he’ll keep most of his emotions closed off, but the longer you spend together and the more you share, the he’ll share of himself. He’ll tell you about his godawful parents, how awful his childhood was and how his heart grew cold. he’ll also tell you that you’re one of the few good things he really has, and that he might seem like an unlikable shit, but he’s your unlikable shit.

[pinkkunt-imagines]

[3] 10 Things I Hate About You [10]

[1st] [2nd] [3rd] [4th]

3. Making me wait for hours, then coming up with some lame excuse!

The tears welling up in her eyes became harder to keep back, as another text was sent from [Name]’s phone. This had to have been the 8th ‘Where are you?’ message she had sent; and, still no response.

Turns out, he had heard her when she said she wanted to go to that new restaurant after all. He had booked a reservation and everything for 8 PM. It was now 10.

Elbow on the table, hand against her cheek with a disappointed face, she continued circling the nearly empty wine glass around. She flagged the waiter down for her check. 

All the effort she put into buying a new dress, getting her hair, makeup, and nails done- all in vain. And for what? [Name] knew this man like the back of her hand, and yet he somehow still manages to surprise her.

Standing up to leave, the sight of Kano walking to the table came into view. There he stood before her, a panting, sweaty mess, with obvious fresh love marks on his neck.

“Sorry, love. Got caught up in traffic.”

[pinkkunt-imagines]

[1] 10 Things I Hate About You [10]

A/N: I’ve literally been giving all my Black Dragon boys love, except the MAIN asshole himself! If you though Erron was toxic, its time to think AGAIN. Also, not sure if I should put trigger warning for toxic relationship or not? So just in case, that’s the warning for the entire series. Gonna try and keep these short and sweet.

Synopsis: Reader recounts 10 things she hates about her relationship with Kano.

[1st] [2nd] [3rd] [4th]

1. Pretending to listen when he's obviously not!

“So I was thinking that we could go out for our anniversary this year; maybe to the new steakhouse Kabal mentioned yesterday after your meeting. It sounds like a nice place. What do you think?”

The task of cleaning his knives never ceased. In fact, he seemed to be more interested in that than he was his very own girlfriend-- as loose of a term that was.

“Kano?” Receiving no answer, she sighed. Fed up with being ignored, she slammed her hand down against the table, causing the young Black Dragon member to jump.

“Oi! What the hell, [Name]!?”, he jumped, fumbling the items in his hand before scowling. Above him stood a visibly aggravated woman, and if he knew anything, it was that he had done something wrong.

“Are you even listening to me? Did you hear anything I said?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something about the house needing something new.”

[Name] frowned. Of course, what made her expect that he would listen to her this time. “Never mind,” she muttered, pushing out her chair and leaving the room. All the while he watched her walk away, hearing the front door open then close before continuing where he left off.

[outworldgay]

Kano NSFW headcannons please (I know some people are iffy about him so it's okay if you don't wanna)

I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum so my own dislike of a character won’t stop me from indulging yall.

cw for sex under the cut

Kano is a busy man, so he can’t exactly afford to be very picky when it comes to sex. He takes what he can get, where he can get it. All that to say sexual encounters with Kano tend to be casual but enjoyable nonetheless.

Sure Kano has got a vulgar way about him, but he’s surprisingly good at sweet talking you during foreplay. He knows all the right things to say to make you blush. It’s when you start to get down and dirty that the real filth starts flying out of him mouth, more on that later.

He loves a bit of a show so he’ll often encourage you to strip tease for him. He won’t shy away from thinking out loud about how sexy you are to him, unabashedly rubbing himself through his pants in the process.

While it’s not a necessity, Kano likes to have a little booze in you both before having sex; not enough for either of you to be debilitated, but just enough of a sensual buzz that has you both in a very giggly, bubbly mood.

Kano and dirty talk basically go hand in hand. That man has the filthiest of mouths and he is not shy about it. If you’re okay with it he’ll call you every name in the book. Now just because he calls you rude names doesn’t mean he thinks less of you. You’re not just any whore, you’re his whore.

Kano will always be in for a good blowjob. If you let him he’ll gladly just face fuck you, holding you firmly by the hair as he thrusts into you. He loves the sound of you gagging on his cock. This is when the dirty talk really comes out.

Kano isn’t exactly the most selfless of lovers, but it’s pretty easy to turn the tides in your favor if you need to. If you’re straightforward about being unsatisfied in a rather dry cut manner, you can basically shame him into doing better job. Speaking of shame…

Putting Kano in his place goes a long way as he has a bit of a humiliation kink. Call him disgusting, desperate, dirty etc and he eats that shit up.  It’s a sure fire way of getting him on his knees to service you. He likes being able to earn his right to cum.

I hope you like sloppy oral because he’s the king of it. He’s not one to hold back and almost immediately will dig his face right in between your legs when the time comes for it. He loves feeling you frantically squirm under him and will be sure to hold you down in place for his own enjoyment.

As a top his favorite position is having you ride his lap. He loves watching you bounce on him and put the work into satisfying him. He also really enjoys doggy style if he’s in a more impatient mood. He’ll just grab a hold your hip, his other hand pushing your head against the mattress, as he just relentlessly pounds into you.

As a bottom Kano prefers a bit of doggy as well. It pairs well with his humiliation kink as just hearing you berate him as you go to town on him from behind never fails to send him into a frenzy.

You tell when he’s close when the dirty talk slowly diminishes and gets replaced with guttural growls as he desperately seeks his end. He prefers to cum on your face or chest. He might even snap a picture of you if you let him. He loves his souvenirs.

Surprisingly into cuddling? He won’t really ask, but when you suddenly find yourself in the warm embrace of a sleepy post-coital Kano, You find yourself not wanting to slip out into the night like you usually would during these kinds of encounters.