Five rumors about Eyes and/or Kanone? :D
eyes:
good: amongst the BlaChil, he’s known as the big bro you can call on if you have any problem, who will have you mercy-killed when necessary but have your back financially until then. (… Few realize he’s actually one of the youngest blachils.)
good: his public rockstar persona is very efficient. Most of the world thinks he’s cool and cute, if a little distant and trollish to reporters. A normal 17-year-old who’s dealing with early celebrity pretty normally. polite and nice to staff.
bad: among reporters though, he’s known to bully and fucking terrorize them. Don’t ask to interview him. Don’t. He’s just gonna feed you a whole basket of extremely disturbing lies anyway.
bad: as a kid he made zero friends before kanone because the kids were very aware of the animals-killing thing.
false: there is DEFINITELY a subset of goth Eyes fans genuinely convinced that he’s a vampire. theory websites and all. fanclubs show at his concerts in capes and fake fangs.
kanone:
this was very difficult bc what counts as bad and what counts as good in his case.
good: KANONE-KUN IS SO HANDSOME AND SO CHARMING… SO FUNNY AND SO NICE… SO CLEVER, MULTILINGUAL… AND SO FIT… PERFECT BOYFRIEND, NAB HIM BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES… SOMEONE WITH SUCH A WARM SMILE COULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG…
good: once went out of his way to kill a bunch of hunters in order to save a box of kittens in the street they were trying to ambush him in.
bad: his first school still remembers the time he put a butter knife to a classmate’s throat because she tried to sneak up on him to prank him at lunch, and he and his mother had disappeared from town the next day.
bad: despite his skill you don’t want him for a teammate or teacher, he’s really freaking annoying to work with. rutherford is gay for him which is understandable, but who knows how the hell asazuki handles it.
false: to worldwide shock and disbelief, no, he is not in fact banging eyes.(THAT’S THE TRAGIC PART OF IT)
