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💬 "I heard Hilda has never worked a day in her life, so she can't survive unless everything is handed to her."
"You heard right!" Hilda agrees cheerfully. "I'm a poor, delicate maiden. I bet a big, strong, handsome guy like you would help me out though, right?"
Give me the dirt!
[ Send “Give me the dirt!” and I’ll provide a piece of gossip/a rumor about my muse! It may be true or it may be wildly outlandish! ]
While Dennis was missing/living it up with @voraciouslyindulgent, a lot of people speculated that one of two things happened. He either A) ran away to live with his mom or B) got kidnapped by his mom or a Grey family member.
Rumor B became really popular when Dennis eventually came back and it was confirmed he had been kidnapped, despite him and his father never disclosing to anyone who had taken him.
Five rumors about Eyes and/or Kanone? :D
eyes:
good: amongst the BlaChil, he’s known as the big bro you can call on if you have any problem, who will have you mercy-killed when necessary but have your back financially until then. (… Few realize he’s actually one of the youngest blachils.)
good: his public rockstar persona is very efficient. Most of the world thinks he’s cool and cute, if a little distant and trollish to reporters. A normal 17-year-old who’s dealing with early celebrity pretty normally. polite and nice to staff.
bad: among reporters though, he’s known to bully and fucking terrorize them. Don’t ask to interview him. Don’t. He’s just gonna feed you a whole basket of extremely disturbing lies anyway.
bad: as a kid he made zero friends before kanone because the kids were very aware of the animals-killing thing.
false: there is DEFINITELY a subset of goth Eyes fans genuinely convinced that he’s a vampire. theory websites and all. fanclubs show at his concerts in capes and fake fangs.
kanone:
this was very difficult bc what counts as bad and what counts as good in his case.
good: KANONE-KUN IS SO HANDSOME AND SO CHARMING… SO FUNNY AND SO NICE… SO CLEVER, MULTILINGUAL… AND SO FIT… PERFECT BOYFRIEND, NAB HIM BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES… SOMEONE WITH SUCH A WARM SMILE COULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG…
good: once went out of his way to kill a bunch of hunters in order to save a box of kittens in the street they were trying to ambush him in.
bad: his first school still remembers the time he put a butter knife to a classmate’s throat because she tried to sneak up on him to prank him at lunch, and he and his mother had disappeared from town the next day.
bad: despite his skill you don’t want him for a teammate or teacher, he’s really freaking annoying to work with. rutherford is gay for him which is understandable, but who knows how the hell asazuki handles it.
false: to worldwide shock and disbelief, no, he is not in fact banging eyes.(THAT’S THE TRAGIC PART OF IT)
Another original meme! These are fun to come up with.
💬 It's a rare moment when Claude admits his unfamiliarity with new words. "Hil, I keep hearing that you and Holst have an eight pack. But an eight pack of what?"
Shit shit shit. This is the literal worst thing that can possibly happen. Claude, of all people, cannot find out about friggen ripped she is. He'll start planning his strategies with her in a more important role! Even worse, he'll know she's all gross and muscly, not cute and dainty. She's gotta quick deflect.
"Uh, wine coolers! Yeah! They um sell them in packs of eight up in Goneril, didn't you know?" Nice. Nailed it.
“Give me the dirt!”
[ Send “Give me the dirt!” and I’ll provide a piece of gossip/a rumor about my muse! It may be true or it may be wildly outlandish! ]
After getting dropped off and later picked up from school by a very enthusiastic fireman, a rumor got started (by Vince) that either Dennis’ dad was dating the fireman or his mom went full cougar.
The rumor ended pretty quickly after Dennis went into a rage and got into a fight with Vince about it. He came out with a black eye and a split lip but the gossiping also stopped so it was a win-lose situation for him.
I heard Bellara sometimes rigs artefacts to hurt people she doesn't like.
"Yeah-" Bellara scowls as she looks up, "They're called templars, slavers, and thieves."
💬 You’re the scariest Rick
Now that one's definitely true
