#kanye4prez

[yikesgeo]

2050:

Okay so just to recap the new Windows 15 was released, Bill Gates was killed, Kanye West is out president, Cars 6 exists, and Nintendo went bankrupt so now Ubisoft took over and the world worships gays.

[styleetcdotnet]

MY VOTE || Can we fast forward to 2020 please? #kanye4prez #ivotekanye

[mikecooln1]

www.yeezus2020.com #Yeezus2020 #Kanye4Prez

[acousticartbeat]

So are we voting for Waka or Kanye? Where are we with this decision?

[shegetsitonline-blog]

68 Thoughts Had When Watching the 2015 MTV VMAs

SLAAAYYYY Kween Nicki!

There she goes casually and fearlessly asserting agency over her sexuality per usual.

Oh. Hi, Taylor.

I guess if Nicki can forgive you, I can too.

This shit is so meta.

They’re literally singing a song called “Bad Blood” at the event that started the “beef” that they are clearly addressing and publicly re-squashing. I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.

Too much to fully unpack rn. Macklemore is doing some kind of 80s throwback skit/performance.

At least I think that’s what’s going on but I honestly can’t be sure since I spent most of this segment reeling over Nicki/Taylor and the total collapse of reality as we know it.

So many of the celebs MTV is hyping in this intro have nothing to do with the music industry, which is just SO 2015 amiright?

I’m still not talking to Miley after she shaded my queen in the NYT, but DAMN do I want that jump suit.

Girl, that hair is really not going to help your rep for cultural appropriation and honestly your cultural sensitivity is already majorly in question with your whole discounting of Nicki’s legitimate critique of racism in the industry.

This Instagram sketch is a little try-hard.

This selfie is a lot try-hard.

Bruno Mars just won Best Male Video over Kendrick Lamar which is unsurprising but upsetting nonetheless.

Miley’s cotton ball/nurse’s costume is v. interesting but she was way too pleased with herself when delivering that arguably trans-phobic Jared Leto joke.

The Weekend is killing “Can’t Feel My Face” and all the celebs are scrambling to look cool and on-beat as they seat-dance.

Of course the queen took home Hip Hope Video of the Year.

Forever a stunner and a true performer <3.

“Don’t be out here depending on these snotty-nosed boys either.” --- ALL HAIL!

OH. NO. SHE. DID. NOT. Just blatantly call out Miley’s shade!

OH YES SHE FUCKIN’ DID!

Miley’s “media misconstrues shit” excuse is bullshit as is this little display of her past *humility.*

Notice how Nicki didn’t even have to elaborate ‘cause bitch KNOWS what she did.

I really wanted to forgive and forget and watch Miley be the smart and funny woman I know she can be, but she keeps leaning too hard on this wild stoner bit and coming off as kind of a hater.

Not surprised T. Swift won for Best Female Video. Am surprised at the on-pointness of this laser-eyed T. Swift graphic.

“Are we ‘turnt’ out here?” Oh, Miley…

“Nothing says ‘turnt’ like Hailee Steinfeld!” Really?

Aw Demi Lovato threw Iggy Azalea a bone. How charitable.

Dear lord there’s still so much more of this shit left to watch.

I totally forgot that Justin Bieber can sing.

Is it just me or does he look like a really talented anteater when he dances?

Justin Bieber is Peter-Panning over the stage beneath a ray of light/alien abduction portal.

Justin Bieber is crying.

I wonder if he squished his balls in that harness.

Miley hits him while he’s down with that under-aged joke. Pot/kettle much?

I hope Serayah knows that she doesn’t need Taylor Swift to be relevant.

Do you think Miley Cyrus likes weed?

This Snoop Dogg sketch is weirdly offensive, but also just not funny.

Kylie can get it in that pot-holder adorned mini dress.

Tori Kelly is the pop star we need, not the one we deserve! She is too good for this garbage world!

That is what I call a *lewk.*

That is what I call a *VOYCE.*

I bet everyone $1 million that MTV is going to call back to the Taylor Swift/Kanye West incident of 2009 at least 3 more times.

We all fucking forget how groundbreaking Kanye is and has been.

This intro vid is giving me all the feels.

Kanye’s just nodding as Taylor lists his accomplishments like, “Go on…”

You all owe me $1 million.

Kim loves him so much, I truly believe that.

Let him speak YOU ANIMALS.

Kanye either gives zero fucks or all the fucks, it’s really hard to tell.

He’s working through some shit right now and I’m right there with him.

“Would I have worn a leather shirt?” lolol.

All this wooing is disrupting his flow!

IT’S OKAY, KANYE!

I hate MTV for focusing this all back on T. Swift. Now Kanye feels the need to retroactively explain himself once again instead of focusing on his own epicness.

He has some major truth bombs to drop but he really should have written this out beforehand.

Awards shows are just extra long reality shows with celebs as the cast. They booze everyone up and incite conflict to get ratings. Production is so happy rn.

Kanye 4 prez!

Taylor’s face says it all.

Ew, Miley’s Kim K. joke was in majorly poor taste. I thought you were above reducing women to their body parts, girl?!

Still can’t believe Pharell is 42.

Wow, that Artist to Watch segment was awkward and anticlimactic af.

OOh, more lasers!

Taylor’s girl squad seems mildly annoyed that they have to keep applauding her but they’re being good sports about it.

Holy shit! So many Drag Race queens gracing Miley with their presence!

This song is predictably in-your-face but I don’t hate it. Maybe I’m just blinded by the light of all these goddamned SUPERSTARS though.

This is def Miley’s best outfit of the night.

Good night and GOOD FUCKING LUCK, America!

-Kati

[medium-ish]

slangin gumballs on tha corner w/ shqwty( @alien.puke ) #KANYE4PREZ (at Ruby's Diner - Cabazon)

[geniefilledwithwonder]

#kanye4prez "#kanye4president"

[your-cool-dad]

I'm not saying I want kanye as president

But if he was running I couldn't not vote for him