Dec 4, 2015
One day there was a rooster who crossed the road and it ran into a chicken and the chicken was like "dafuq ?" And so the rooster was like "dafuq dafuq what bih ?" And i swam over to them and asked them why they were crossing the road and they looked at me with cold eyes and beat the shit out of me. I had to call an uber to go home but the driver was an asshole and he was trying to get me to pay him or some shit so i straight dipped and ran home and this is my current state of health. #prayforamerica #blessup
