Sep 28, 2020
Roger: [sneezes]
Bertie: I would say God bless you, but it seems he already has.
seen from Vietnam
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Iraq
seen from Malaysia
seen from Iraq
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Pakistan
seen from United States
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from China
Roger: [sneezes]
Bertie: I would say God bless you, but it seems he already has.
Etta “Let’s get Kate” Perrault and Bertie “Where’s Roger?” Renard
Roger: Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
Bertie: So you were gay… and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay.
Bertie: Do you like my outfit?
Roger: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Bertie: [gasps and then laughs] Roger!
Roger: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Roger: I have to kill him.
Kate: Who?
Roger: *glaring at Bertie from a distance* I don't know how to hit on him so he has to die.
Bertie: *pours water on Roger*
Roger: whAT THE HELL?!
Bertie: It looked like you needed water because you're smoking hot.
How have I never before realized that Roger and Bertie's ship name could literally be Robert????
Soft Spot
Story Summary: Roger and Bertie babysit Kate and Etta's baby.
Ships: kapnard, mention of ketta
Notes: This is the second half of the domestic aus for @whoopsiedaisiedoo (love ya Kate!) hope you enjoy!
Read it on AO3