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Introducing Search. A Entirely New Way to Experience Companies and Jobs.

The most requested feature, by far, has been the ability to search opportunities on the Discover Network. We hear you...and we've delivered. You can now search for opportunities by community or zip code and specify a category. It's simple, it's beautiful, and it's awesome.

We've also added another unique feature that you won't find on any job board. Not only can you browse individual opportunities, you can also browse through a custom selection of companies that matches your criteria. This is an awesome way to discover the companies that match your criteria. Just make your selections and click the Start Discovering button at the top of the results and you'll be off to discover opportunities in an entirely new way.

Hey, we know job search sucks, that's why we're making it as fun and engaging as possible. We're still growing, so if you don't see any jobs in your area, keep checking back. Happy searching!

Start Your Search!

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Since we've re-launched our new product with all-new look, purpose, feel we've pretty much been in stealth mode. Franco from StatupPlays recently contacted us regarding an awesome new series they've been promoting on StartupPlays. We're honored to have made their list of notable tech startups that TechCrunch missed in October.

Check out their post and let us know what you think!

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New Feature – Job Search For Everyone

Now you don’t have to be a registered user at Kareer.me to search millions of job postings. From our job search page you can search by keyword, company name or job title and sort your results by relevance or date, distance and even job type. Check out everything from full-time, to part-time, and even internship positions! We’ve got it all. When you’re ready to take the next step in your job search, you can easily start a Kareer.me resume for any job in just a few clicks.

Check out all your job search options at Kareer.me Job Search. We wish you the best of luck on finding the job of your dreams!

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12 Ridiculously Dumb/Funny Things Found on Resumes

Drawing attention to your resume is usually a good thing, but be mindful of spelling and grammatical mistakes, otherwise you might find yourself conveying the wrong message. Don’t let this happen to you.

  “A marketing professional with a “never settle for the best” attitude”

- well I guess there is always settling for less than best, or perhaps even mediocre. After all, if you’re the best at something, then where’s your incentive to do better.

  “Working at **** airline, I gained experience managing cabin crew in a pressurized environment”

- guess managing in a pressurized environment designed to mimic earth’s environment is more difficult than managing on the ground.

  “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”

- spell check doesn’t catch everything.

  “1990 – 1997: Stewardess – Royal Air Force”

- this one might actually be accurate, but I can’t help but wonder if this woman is somehow serving cocktails to fighter pilots.

  Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

- typos on your resume can be a killer….in this case, literally.

  “Analytical & Problem Solving skills * As a child, I always enjoyed building jigsaw puzzles and was always determined to find the missing piece.”

- I would highly recommend deferring from stating accomplishments that would have been impressive if you were 3 years old.

  “Please note from my CV I have 6 years buying and negotiating and Sock-Control experience”

- I wonder if this is a typo, or if this person really does have excellent sock control. One will never know.

  “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.”

- turns out this service was a website to check on the well-being of relatives, but this probably wasn’t the most elegant way to put it.

  “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”

- pretty sure that referring to people as vegetables is not going to land you your dream job.

  “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”

- pretty sure this wasn’t the response the employer was looking for.

  “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”

- perhaps a dictionary is in order for this person.

  “Target Position : Misssionary”

- I prefer not to comment on this one.

You can find more funny resume one-liners at http://resumehell.blogspot.com/

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