AUTHOR: axolotlsGambit CAST: Karkat/Vriska RATING: T WORD COUNT: 2681 ADDITIONAL TAGS: post SGRUB AU, death, created for rarepair swap SUMMARY: In which Karkat and Vriska realize that no, it's not just them. EXCERPT: AG: Vantas!!!!!!!! Long time no see. AG: I'm sure you've 8een keeping yourself 8usy. CG: YES. UNLIKE YOU. AG: Hey, it's not my fault you don't know how to kick 8ack and relax once you've cre8ed the most perfect universe! CG: IT IS FAR FROM THE MOST PERFECT UNIVERSE, NOT LEAST BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON IT IS REQUIRED TO CONTAIN YOU. AG: Hey, I'm sure there are other people you're more upset got 8rought 8ack to life. CG: NAME ONE. AG: How a8out that sweaty mess of a 8lue8lood who’s always ordering you to order him around? Is he still doing that? CG: DESPITE HOW UNFATHOMABLY FAR HIS HORNS ARE LODGED UP HIS OWN WASTE CHUTE, HE HAS CERTAIN VIRTUES THAT CERTAIN OTHER TROLLS IN THIS CONVERSATION LACK. CG: LIKE HOW HE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? AG: You're just jealous you never got the chance :::;D rec'd by diatorre
