Funny Karva Chauth Jokes,Karva Chauth Funny Wishes
*Funny Karva Chauth Jokes,Karva Chauth Funny Wishes*
1.Kya Aap Sehmat Hai ?
Ki biwiya ek to pahele jeene nahi deti or upper se karva chuth rakhti hai, Marne bhi nahi deti….. Karva chauth ki shubhkamnaye… *******************************************************
2.Jaroori Suchna..
Aa gaya vo din… Jab maa pata kar sakegi, Uski pyaari beti ka boyfriend hai ya nahi… *******************************************************
3.What is the English movie name for karva chauth?
Fast & Furious “One Day Fast – 364 Days Furious…” *******************************************************
4.You know why women stars with “w”
Because all questions start with “w” Who ? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & finally wife..!! Happy karva chauth *******************************************************
5.Girlfriend : tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?
Boyfriend : Apni jaan se bhi jyada Girlfriend : mere liye taare tod kar laoge Boyfriend : to karva chuth tere baap ke takle ko dekhkar mnayenge? *******************************************************
6.Getting married is like
Giving your own… . . . . . Supari! Happy karva chauth! *******************************************************
7.Udti udti khabar aa rahi hai
Ki airtel 4G wali ladki ne karva chauth ka chand download kar ke Khana bhi kha liya…ha ha ha ha ha ha ******************************************************* *Funny Karva Chauth Jokes,Karva Chauth Funny Wishes*
8.Few Tips on Karwachauth for husband
* Jab patni ka upwaas ho use vishwas dilaye ki aap uske saath hai or aap bhi bhuke rehne ka natak kare,chahe bhale hi hotel mai nashtaw kar aaye.. *Ghar mai kuch khaye- peeye nahi taki patni ko bhi es baat ka poora yakeen ho ki vakae aap uske saath hai... *Es din shaving na banaye,taki aapke chehre per upwaas ki feeling jhalke or heavy nashtey ki dakar per control kare nahi to pool khul jayegi... *Jab patni bhukhi ho to aap hase nahi,hasi aa rahi ho to kahi gupt sthan per jakar has aaye or patni ke samne gambhir ho jaye.. *******************************************************
8.Sabhi bhayiyo se haath jod ke nivedan he ki
Aaj aapki wife jo bhi gift mange chup chap dilva de kyu ki 1.Bhukhi shrni jyada khatarnak hoti he, 2.Agar usne gusse me vrat tod diya to aap to bina goli khaye shahid ho jayenge.. ******************************************************* Deepawali Blessings in Hindi,Deepawali Wishes Follow us Read the full article