#kaskamarina

[whattoshrek]

I love her. She's so cute!

[lkttheories]

lkt theory: dan walks into the bedroom, he is wearing nothing but a singular feather over his penis (his way of being exotic and spicing up their love life) SUDDENLY A BIRD FLIES THROUGH THE WINDOW PECKING AT HIS DICK BUT ITS NOT JUST ANY BIRD ITS A PARROT THAT KEEPS SCREAMING 'FUCK YOU ASSHOLE' danny boy dies. rip dan

OH MY GOD

[lkttheories]

lkttheories is back and i have never laughed harder. lkt danny boy is actually the narrators 3rd cousin, they are both disgusted and vow never to speak to one another again

holy shit oh man

so dan and the chick is making out in her bedroom and she's down to her underwear

and they're about to have sex when her dad burst in

just like I KNOW WHY THAT BOY LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

and they both just stare like frozen in surprise and his hand is still at her bra clasp about to open it and her dad's just like

WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NO THAT'S YOU COUSIN

YOU'RE COUSINS

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SICK

and they both just scramble for their clothes like ew ew ew ew and like complete grossed out and oh my god i can't stop laughing holy shit

[insertyoutuberquotehere]

i feel like dans probably smoked pot but they probably havent done anything hard ya know

yea idk i can imagine dan snorting shit h hhhoolllly y y  y  y  y y  y y i  mv  f  rie ck 

do you think dan and phil have ever done drugs?